IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

tattie munchers

I am reliably informed that a deal is being sought with none other than the mighty Arsenal to bring their third choice keeper Mart Poom on loan for the remainder of the season. This is not a rumour. :016:

Mark Brown returns to Sneck on Sunday to warm the Away bench - and as he leaves he will look at his wage package and see a 428% pay rise in his pocket and a 550% pay rise if the winning bonus is added. Basically he can earn as much at Cellic in one season than he could with us. And the wee ginger **** is laffing as, after dumping Marshall he has made a 40% saving in his overall wage bill.

Do they do red and black toilet paper with all the old Jeggies names on it. I would pay a ton fer that.

I said tactics, formations and sussing out the opposition - not individual players. Still I suffer from having an advanced footballing brain. :022:

Smileys just make it all soooooooooooo understandable. Glad to see em catching on Hissy. :001: :003: :004: :011: :011:

HOME played 13 won 5 drew 5 lost 3 for 17 against 13 AWAY played 12 won 2 drew 5 lost 5 for 12 against 20 Still a pretty good away record but what a difference from the first two seasons. Fortress Longman is becoming a reality. :021: :021:

Nope - my complaints were about tactics and he has practically changed the team in the last 4-5 weeks. My other complaint was about trying to project the blame - sometimes on the fans - instead of just admitting to mistakes.

He started seeing a specialist osteopath three weeks ago. Wonder if that has a bearing.

I once had a dog called Benji. He got put down fer biting the milkman.

A result against the Tims and CC is a deffo. Hope it happens and all the doubters will have to eat their words. I am so glad he logged on and took ma advice.

Craig has just mailed me and he will be staying.

brummie flatulence

The colours are only suitable fer the shytehouse door.

Skippy burgers,

brazilian

:017: Jimmy used to run to the feckin Heathmount at half time. :015: :015: :015: :015:

Got this from the Sunday Herald: Inverness Caley Thistle have been forced to bring in their ex-goalkeeper, Jim Calder, to provide cover for the raw youngster Michael Fraser. Calder, now 46, has signed on as a "trialist" but it is expected that it will be a one-off appearance whilst Inverness search for a more permanent signing in the forthcoming week. Calder, hopefully tongue in cheek, remarked that " It's Celtic next week and they will be running scared when they hear that I am back".

and embryoats

This time I am totally feckin serious.

I once had a feckin great fight in Limassol when we won 3-2 in the 96th minute.

From BBC Scotland: Michael Stewart and David Murphy are doubts for Hibernian with a virus and a leg injury respectively. Chris Killen and Merouane Zemmama are both still sidelined for John Collins' Edinburgh side. Marcus Pataaleinen will start on the Inverness bench alongside veteran Jim Calder as the back up goalkeeper. Inverness squad: Fraser, Tokely, Dods, McBain, Hastings, Munro, Rankin, Morgan, Duncan, Wyness, McAllister, Bayne, Calder, McSwegan, McCaffrey, Wilson, Paatelainen, Sutherland, Dargo, Black. Hibernian squad: McNeil, Simon Brown, McCann, Hogg, Jones, Martis, Whittaker, Stevenson, Murphy, Beuzelin, Shiels, Scott Brown, Stewart, Thomson, Fletcher, Sproule, Benjelloun, Campbell, Glass.

Jimmy Calder is on the bench. :001: :022: :022:

I think it may be due to the presence of "old farts".

Putridheid fans have got a new T-shirt.