IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Did that once before RIG and banned Sine Die. Mind you it was feckin worth it. :D

Tannadice trio told to leave club Derek McInnes has one year left on his United contract Dundee United manager Craig Brewster is planning a clear-out of experienced players, BBC Sport understands. Three of the club's highest earners; Paul Ritchie, Derek McInnes and David Fernandez have all been told they have no future at Tannadice. Former Celtic forward Fernandez arrived on a three-year deal last August. Midfielder McInnes and former Scotland defender Ritchie, who have both skippered the club this term, have one year to run on their contracts. Dundee United have won just twice since Brewster replaced the sacked Gordon Chisholm in January. Releasing the players prematurely won't be cheap, but it appears the manager has his sights set on rebuilding his squad for next season. McInnes, 34, who can count Morton, Rangers and West Bromich Albion among his former clubs, has been at United for three years. And ex-Hearts and Rangers centre-half Ritchie, 30, arrived on Tayside in the summer of 2004. Spaniard Fernandez, 32, has played 29 games since his switch to United and has scored seven times. Correct QB. They will save on wages but it will take a few spondoolachs to say goodbye. :D

Brew has announced that the Arabs will not be renewing contracts fer Paul Ritchie, Derek McInnes or Diego Fernandez. A central defender, a midfield playmaker and an attacker!! :shock:

Whats this Jeggie shyte doing on the main forum. Beastie and plank walking comes to mind. :D

It was hard feckin work. Caley Fifer has just sent me this picture of Caley D's bedroom...or is it always like that? [mod="CaleyD"] The maximum width of pictures posted on the forum should be no larger than 360 pixels high and 360 pixels wide. ![/mod]

Great ta see ya linking up wiv the new site but ya could have got some superior erse shots!!

Thank you Andrew. i will do ma feckin best.

Are we sure it isnt Michael feckin Jackson in disguise? :nuts:

Well I will be in the Granary and then i will reappear in the Elizebethan. i will be walking to Chorley and back. 8)

Well thats where the last three feckin eminated from!! They should have been preserved in feckin pickle BUT lets start off gently. Give us the name of a pub ya frequented that is long been knocked down or renovated: THE ALBERT.. No toilets. **** where ya want.

That will produce more feckin tears than Mike Baldwin dying in feckin Ken Barlow's Arms.

I do hope that the Binos dont get a result against Gretna and feck the Harry Wraggs next saturday and the poor Maryhill magyars are pipped for a play off place in the SECOND DIVISION by the Binos and the Blue Toon. It would spoil ma feckin Summer Holidays..what about youse?

When is this likely to be? I need to know ASAP fer ma off duty and availability of rooms at Rib Ticklers.

May i feckin apologise in advance if i cause any distress to any forum member if i abuse ya if ya have changed yer feckin names.

Feck me .. i was going to wait fer 2007 BUT if it is a seven day, pub crawling walk from Liviscum to Dumbfarmlife.. then count me feckin in.

I feckin told ya it was my turn on the new site fer the match report ya feckin stoopid old *******. :D :D

Reckon we could still put the cheatin bestards down on their own patch..now would that be feckin justice!! Lets get the Charlies Angels and feckin RIP Hats out fer that feckin Away day. CaleyD.. update the feckin Avatar.

I clapped when he got booked during his warm up and I applauded when he came on the pitch BUT I booed and fecked the **** when he wasted time three times when he came on and should have been booked again. Altho i will never have the shegworthy devotionof Mee I still applaud him. Just going to Livi makes ya a cheatin *******. :D

Of all the teams, of all the places, of all the managers, of all the rejects - it just feckin had to be Liviscum, Robbo and Hissy. Altho eventually it turned out to be academic it was still a very, very disappointingly, gutting experience. Just not wot we are used to. The Anti-climax actually started in the Granary as the bar hosted a well below par turn out of the Usual suspects. Only the ample breasts of lg and Mrs guzz, in their figure hugging Charlies Angels T-shirts stood out altho they were soberer than Maimie M, her ample breasts and her ever changing locks. Even the feckin Glasgow Inter City crew numbered TWO !! (small not ample) :roll: And we almost went behind in the 1st minute when Little Britain fired against Brownie. After that Brownie produced saves from Pong and Hooligan as we played second fiddle early on. Mckenzie then produced two fine saves from Morgan and Bazza but from the resultant corner Rosscoe rose high at the far post and headed home altho it seemed to take a deflection. After then it was a dour midfield battle but then Dargo missed a sitter and fired well over when it looked as if he could have subtly side footed home. And just as we thought that we would cruise to half time Morgan lost possession, Whelan showed some skill and his deft cross found an unmarked Little Britain who fair peltered a header home. We feckin dominated the second half and should have gone home with three points and a handful of goals. Wyness rounded the keeper but inexplicably went for goals, instead of a simple cut back to Dargo, and strong desperately cleared off the line. We also appeared to be denied a stonewall penalty when Pinxietin fair clobbered Morgan and the Sprout also appeared to hand ball several minutes later. But Livi, to their credit, plugged away and always looked dangerous on the break. It was as if Robbo was playing us at our own game. And just as rumours that Hibees had equalised swarmed through the ICT support Little Britain released healing and the crocked Tattie Cruncher fire home. It was almost a daylight deja-vu of the Dugleash strike from the CIS game. The atmosphere on the terraces dwindled but our players seemed to be sparked into life. They REALLY looked fired up fer the first time in the feckin match. Hart went off injured and instead of the expected Bayne CC pulled off the injured Hart and pushed on McAllister. To Rory's credit he got himself into THREE half chance goal scoring positions, although one was in the "sitter" category. He fair got laldy from his fellow players, and some of the crowd, which will hardly do his confidence any good BUT he did more in 10 minutes than FECKIN dargo and Wyness did in 180 feckin minutes. IHE SMILEYMOMETER : BROWN feckin great shot stopper but looked unsure on crosses and his communication with the defence still looks dodgy. ROSSCOE looked really up fer it. Always looking fer the ball, always looking to go forward and always the most feckin likely to score. MUNRO looked very assured and outshone Dods. Enuff said. DODS Usual self but wont get many tougher opponents as the wily Whelan. HASTINGS Most improved player of late but if only he could get forward as effectively. WILSON MOM by the feckin proverbial mile. If only we had a "clone" to play alongside him in central midfield. HART As industrious as ever but he simply is not a playmaker. DUNCAN Game just about summed up his Jekyll and Hyde season. One "world class" header back to Brown, always grafting but gave the ball away too many times. MORGAN Flattered to deceive. Drifted in and out of the game. A bit Duncanesque. IMHO did not give Hastings enuff cover or options. DARGO Hopefully the Flu recovery is the reason. Busy enuff, held the ball up well but missed a sitter and just did not look 100%. WYNESS Poorest game of the season IMHO. If he had slipped Dargo in it would have been game over and he just looked lost at times. McAllister Felt sorry fer the lad. had three chances to equalise but blew them. CROWD WATCH We must have made up 30% of the attendance. We started off in great tune but once Aberdire and Livi scored it went a bit dead and only came too at the end. REF Watch :shock: :shock: :shock: It wasnt really Murray but his linesmen. The flagger on the Main stand wholly pissed off the Livi crew (although Hissy was desevedly booked fer mouthing as he warmed up - and could have been sent off fer time wasting when he came on) but the fat ******* in front of us was a total waste of feckin space. Two offside flags were hard to credit and the corner taken from six inches outside the line was unbefeckinlievable. IHE SUMMARY: We were solid at the back and lost two well created and well taken goals. The midfield lacked creativity, cept fer Bazza who was stuck out wide, but the forwards could hardly complain of a lack of service. Unfortunately Dargo and Wyness, of all days, chose an off day together. :roll: Fifteen attempts at goals and nine corners resulting in ONE Rosscoe header says it feckin all. Livi edged the first half and we dominated the second. We had the far better chances and should have won 6-2 or 6-3!!! Morgan penalty claim looked a stonewaller. IMHO CC should have put on Bayne instead of Rory. BUT give Livi their due, they belied their position and looked a better outfit than the Arabs, the Pars or the Bairns. Whelan is an immense alcoholic (which I can relate to) whilst if they go down lets pinch Brittain and Hoolihan and even consider Morrow. HOW DO I BLOG THIS. ME AND MANN4THE JOB IN FOOTURE. I'LL DO THE AWAYS AND THE OLD GIT CAN KEEP HIS HOME SLIPPERS ON. :D

Stick it up yer erse then

HMS Sneck welcomes aboard all the crew and hopes that the raucous atmosphere created by the Away day seafarers will be enuff to sink the HMS Livi and all who feckin sail in her. :)

Been to Livi twice this year. Lucky to grab a 1-1 draw in the league when fitness eventually told. And then there was the nightmare extra time cup defeat when we really should have won. Pinxten will be a big miss for them and I reckon we can sail home yet again with three points. That is what we have to do and hope the other results go our way.

My halo was approx. six foot from the ground. It was on top of my head.

Only my third home game of the season but i will be donning the IHE kilt and getting fair pished. If I get a ticket how can i sneak into the middle of the North Stand? RIG. My cheap fare is via Aberdire and the 17.15 on Friday nite.

I got one and the name of the pub was The Iona. :D