Yompa

The moon shone on the village green it shone on 'Little Ness' was she drinking voddie was she in a mess....

Am I fook! I'm acting as a consultant to would-be HMers... I'll walk the bit through the woods from Slochd mind... ambush territory!

How about a mass participation first leg next Sunday? Walk the 26 miles from Sneck to Carrbridge then get the train back (there are trains at 5:03pm and 9:03pm...). It would make for a grand day out and remember... the Tomatin Inn's en route!

I'll have yow know lad that hipicrits went out of fashion after Woodstock...

I will be represented by ITN Jnr.... Can I suggest that all blokes wear black ties (over their ICT shirts) as a mark of disrespect. :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

Who you calling an oldie, yow oldie? I'll have yow know I'm now officially a youf again!

Iron Maidens... :shock:

Have you tried looking on the Black Isle? According to the bloke on the wireless, it was a bit windy by all accounts... :arrow:

You never let on you came with a Queen....

What's this about penalties... we lost 1-0 mate!

If you do decide to go to the game, you have two choices... phone up the supporters' bus number and book yourself a seat on it. You'll need to quote your supporters club membership number, which is 3140. Your alternative is to take the six hour train trip back to Irvine and study over the holiday weekend. Of course if you do the latter, you'll miss the girlies....

Jnr, you realise that if you walk the whole of the first day (with the girlies ), you'll make sergeant!

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11th April:

A Topic maybe?

It occurred to me that with HM4 fast approaching, I should clarify who's who within the regiment. Ther are two battalions, Gringo and Yompa, and troops are ranked by experience. Within the battalions, there are infantry and transport. Officer status is achieved by collecting HM miles... :P In order to keep things simple, completing any leg of an HM qualifies a marcher for half an HM The ranks are then based on half and full HMs: Previous HMs.....Rank 0= Private 0.5= Corporal 1= Sergeant 1.5= Staff Sergeant 2 or 2.5= Lieutenant 3 or 3.5= Captain 4 or 4.5= Major 5 or 5.5= Colonel 6 or more= Brigadier The full regiment, in order of rank, going into HM4 is Captain Yompa Captain Gringo Junior Lieutenant Gringo Lieutenant Dozza Lieutenant Col Staff Sergeant Caley Canary Staff Sergeant Froin Sergeant Bee Sergeant Mrs Bee Sergeant Brew XI Corporal Bronson Corporal Elvis Corporal Shennachie Corporal Seoras Corporal Radio Caroline Corporal ITN Junior Corporal Caleyceutical Corporal Uncle Mike Corporal Uncle Albert By the time we get to Dunfermline, the above list will hopefully be updated to include Major Yompa, Major Gringo Junior, Captain Gringo, Lieutenant Caley Canary, Sergeant EGG, Sergeant Beatonio and Sergeant Caley D. It is rumoured that the regiment may also include Corporal Lauraness and Corporal CCC but we'll see who turns up on the Sunday morning... 8am start from TCS, remember girls!

Old Liddiecote's shop round the corner in Bakers Lane used to have a chewing gum machine that took old pennies and every third penny coughed up a free pack of gum.... a sort of early days "Buy One Get One Free" :shock:

My old dear used to administer Zubes when yow 'ad a sore throat.

Fvck me... Old English!!! I'd completely forgotten about them... :shock:

You are correct. I just hope Dunfermline don't bottle it... I have a nasty feeling Livvy'll get something from this game, leaving ICT to do the decent thing for all concerned and sink the bestards next week! :D

Crikey, I'd forgotten Ky's pal.. just shows how pished we were... (well me anyway)... Aye, that was the first time I met Moth Boy and BMillsy. Don't remember there being three Burnley lads though. Were yow seeing double, Roger?

I predict that Brown will get his big chance on the Scotland trip to Japan (while Gordon's on Cup Final duty), in which case his profile will be even more in the public eys.

On the same bill at the Odeon in Birmingham in 68... Free (before Kossof topped himself) Mindbenders Crazy World Of Arthur Brown The Who 8)

Sod the rub, a spot of TCP'll have yow up and about in no time...

Spangles