Action Man

One for most visiting teams...but this one just for HOM " Whats that coming up the A9.................. are you Romanov...well you can feck off..

" Whats that coming over the bridge... is it a tinker...yes it's a tinker..........." :023:

He who laughs last didn't get the joke... :015:

I say, I say, I say, what do you call a man with all the self preservation sense of a lemming? :015:

:015: He had the job, a future, a good squad, the backing of the board and supporters, and showed his feelings for the club when he left at the first opportunity. No thank you.

Once again, as in other threads, the question of service to our strikers appears. We need a bit of magic on the wings to create chances for our forwards. But who?

Firstly, Brew? Forget it. Secondly, Libero has backed up my comments on other threads about the need for a provider, a creator of chances for our front guys, the missing link to take the team up the league. We are not scoring goals and this has to change seriously f***ing quickly! Gubbing the Arabs is now essential!

The caller on Radio Scotland who started this debate is a gers fan and a steward at the ground, should he not have been watching the crowd rather than the game. :018: I think CC is the man for the job however, as I have said before we have a very competent team lacking only that bit of magic that wins games, our defence is sound, we have quality stikers, we just need someone to run at opposition defences and create for others. Top six still on. :021:

Should that no read "Me an Heilandee are used to bein banned...." :music05: :music03: I was close... :015:

Me and Heilandee used to be in a band...if someone pays for recording we will write, compose, and record the best football song in the world............................................................. ..ever! :022: :023:

Lets start with something easy... see below :012:

How to keep Skippy quiet? Throw the ball down a 'well. There was probably a joke in there but I missed it, any help much appreciated.

That will explain seeing Ronaldo in the booze section in tescos today! You should see the size of his trolley! On a more serious note, every team has its ups and downs, but wasn't it worth everything to see that goal at Ibrox! C'mon The Caley!

Thats why I felt rough this morning, it was the sausage roll! Brilliant night, great to meet fellow Internutters. See you all at the golf outing, details to follow. :022:

Exclusive..the real story! Following a heated discussion between SG and RT, RT claimed that IHE's tattoo was real and had pictures to prove it, SG rejected these claims, but upon seing the photos on RT's mobile lost the rag shouting " thats not fair I wish i had an erse like that" RT replied " you are", and thats when it kicked off. Honestly, thats how it happened. :023:

There is no doubt we are a solid team " hard to break down " as the media and opposition managers keep saying, this might not be enough. We desperately need someone to really run at defences and create some magic, without this I can see more hard fought draws and no progress into the top six. Do we have someone in the squad who can rise to this challenge? Lets score three next weekend!!!

Almost forgot, any volunteers to be offishal fotografer for the gallery?

Heilandee is honorary Chieftain for the evening......I'll warn him your coming :016: See you all in the Innes @ 8.

I,ve been in to see Colin at the Innes and the good news is his nibbles are hot :010:....... I,ve also reserved a table for FW................................................................ ......................... In the Chieftain.... :004:

I'll check that last comment for accuracy and get back, as far as I know it's still running.

Bus runs from Smithton Hotel every home game.

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I don't think that Dennis is in the right frame of mind for Saturday, when he left here he was the dogs bollox and now isn't guaranteed a start. Mind you, if he has a point to prove HOM would be the team to do it to!

Nibbling is under control.....trust me, I'm doctored :016:

Forget Celtic, they are going to win the league anyway, the results against the teams around us are what counts.