Johnboy

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With that low cut dress on? :014: wheel

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Getting even - an oldie but a goodie!! One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's ***** doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!" Then he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

Strange choice of club for the lad given all the uncertainty going at Tykecastle... Reading on that same link they have signed a Lithuanian keeper... don't look too promising for Scotland's Nr 1..... Would 30k have been outwith ICT's budget?

I understand negotiations are at an advanced stage with Falkirk involving an exchange with Mark Brown for Alan Gow... Could be a good bit of business...... :022:

I assume by that comment you mean my wonderful team? :002: What link did he ever have with Utd? Jeezus.... Am I that old...? He played for them in the late sixties/early seventies, and was assistant manager to Jim McLean before Souness took him to Ibrox....

I'll drink to that.... :022:

I've admired Walter even since his scumdee united days..... I can't believe he wants to back there after the way they treated him when he left. He's got just about the best job in the world right now.... even if there are long gaps between international fixtures, just to go and see as many potentially useful playes as possible, can't be all bad..... he's not under that much pressure right 'cos no one's got high expectations of Scotland achieving anything... even given their present position in their qualifying group.... It really is feckin unbelievable that he wants to walk out it all.... and go back to these bigotted idiots.... I think he'll live to regret it..... Just seen your post come in as I type Mrs PB... I wasn't aware of that clause in his contract re qualification for 2008... Where did you hear about that? I would have thought finishing 3rd in the group would have been good enough for him to hang on to his job....

and died

Why don't you post some these pics? Yankees

If Tommy Burns gets the job I'm gonna move to England..... :020: :020:

Totally agree, Harry.... he should be strung up and forced to listen to the taunts of Celtic supporters as the trap-door is opened...... :020: :020:

From what I've seen of Michael Fraser, I reckon he has the potential to become an ever better keeper than Broonie.... If he (Broonie) does opt to go to Falkirk it doesn't say all that much for his ambitions.....

BEST WISHES FROM JOHNBOY XX :party01: :party04: :party01:

carrots & pees

undertaker

Jeeeezus..... Tread very carefully here Laura..... :018:

Rain-mate on Bobby's..... helmet

and totties... :005:

hand grenades

Whisky.......... (flavoured)... :005:

Ok.... I'll believe ya.... :014:

Read the feckin post - blind bat..... :016: