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Well said, Harry..... You're not just a pretty face....!! :023: Anyone who's ever seen Harry will appreciate I just cracked a brilliant joke there...!! :015: :015:

What on earth are you trying to say, EWS? Both the OF have been a major part of a great Scottish footballing tradition which stretches back over 120 years. Do you have some kind of a problem with the fact that Celtic's roots are inextricably linked to the influx of Irish immigrants that arrived in the west of scotland back in the late 19th century? I find the bigotry asssociated with the OF as unsavoury as anyone else, but it has been around for a long, long time.... steps are being taken taken now to try and resolve these issues.... It probably won't be eliminated in my lifetime, but hopefully it can be kept under control. It is perhaps an unfortunate fact of life, but Scotish football need the OF.... it would be a poorer set up without them.

Will you be showing off your cuteweenumber, cuteweenumber? :004:

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A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Govan and to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Rangers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Rangers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Rangers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Rangers fan, then Who are you a fan of?" "I'm an Aberdeen fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Dons fan?" "Because my mum and dad are from the North East, and my mum is an Aberdeen Fan and my dad is an Aberdeen fan, so I'm an Aberdeen fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "That's no reason for you to Be an Aberdeen fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "I would be a Rangers fan......

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Brilliant summation there, IHE.... love your choice of words.... :021: :021:

The quote about living to tell the tale was not intended to be a "bundle of laughs".....

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Me..? or Conival...? One thing is certain...... no one will ever level that accusation at you.... :015: :015: :015:

Can't quite recall Southend reaching the final stages of the Champions League....

Jeeeez.... Are you two going to kiss & make up..?

Yeah.... Maybe we could give pin the worm a miss this year.... Infection, pinworm An infection caused by a small, white intestinal worm: the pinworm or, more formally, Enterobius vermicularis. The pinworm is about the length of a staple and lives for the most part within the rectum of humans. While an infected person is asleep, female pinworms leave the intestines through the anus and deposit eggs on the skin around the anus. Because Enterobius vermicularis is a pinworm, pinworm infection is also called enterobiasis.

It's a pre-condition of these little get togethers that everyone has to take part in the sex games.... no matter how ill-equipped or ill-prepared. You didn't think you were coming for a jewellery & make up party did you? :001: :001: :001:

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The forecast is for rain on Friday night...... he won't need a shower..... :004:

Probably something of a rarity but a wee rinse for the meat & two veg, also might not go amiss..... :006:

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Cure for headaches.... The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, andthe pressure creates one **** of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" " Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see...size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one **** of a headache."