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  1. I agree with much of that, Mantis.... but Labour won the 2001 election with such a huge majority they wouldn't (for once) have needed to rely on the Scottish vote... At the last election they lost all the substantial muslim vote in Engerlandshire, and there isn't much sign of them winning that back in the near future.... I would say the only thing that might stand in the way of an SNP victory at the May election would be Blair resigning before it takes place.....
  2. This debate could run & run.... Just as Margaret Thatcher's poll tax helped create a devolved parliament for Scotland, Blair's folly in Iraq could very well lead to full independence for Scotland.... The protests from the top brass at the Scottish Labour Party conference were absolutely ludicrous... Do they really think the electorate are that gullible? To argue that those with relations in England will face all manner of problems with border posts etc, is a complete nonsense. Could it be financially viable? I'm quite sure Alex Salmond & Nicola Sturgeon will present a very powerful case for it. Watch that space.... One thing is certain... we would not need to be dragged into another very costly, unneccessary and illegal war, at the behest of another tinpot American dictator again.....
  3. I tried to persuade her (FW) not to drive home with her top down, but she just ignored me..... :007:
  4. warden
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  6. Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. T he robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
  7. Super (Finally manged to figure out one of your connections, Mrs PB...!!)
  8. Hard to imagine you taking a swipe at anyone, Sophia.... with the possible exception of Sandy C..... :008:
  9. Unhappily I can confirm that IHE's tattoo is real after the worst case of indecent exposure I have ever witnessed, which took place at the Innes bar on Friday night.... I tried to take a pic but my camera went up in a puff of smoke.... :010: :010:
  10. his unfortunate
  11. villain
  12. by surgeons
  13. His chat-up lines couldn't have been very successful.... I thought I noticed him handing over a small sum of money before the two of you disappeared round the back of the Innes...... :015: :015:
  14. left buttock.
  15. bottomless...
  16. Exactly..... I am really p1ssed off with this...every fecking week a new topic appears inviting commemts on CC... Maybe when we've been languishing at the bottom of the SPL for a couple of weeks, then by all means question his team selection, the timing of his substitutions, his pre-match comments, his post-match comments, whether or not he makes enough fuss of his players, or acknowledges the supporters...etc, etc, etc....... Give the guy a fecking break......
  17. new boots
  18. Phew....!! It certainly was an experience, FW.... Thank you so much for coming...All the boys (and girls) were so pleased for you... that you were able to make it....!! :001: Hope we can all do it again sometime..... :005: :006: :006:
  19. Dods outshone his illustrious international counterpart, Pressley... Worthy MoM....
  20. Dastardly...
  21. a wee
  22. Great to reflect in these former glory days.....I mind that game too.... is John Brown still part of Rangers coaching staff...?
  23. Can I have my Aberdeen Angus done "medium rare" please...? :022:
  24. Aww c'mon H'Dee.....Think of the fun we can derive out of teams like Caley that can go to Ibrox & Parkhead and win on occasions. Football fans live & dream about moments like these..... I was Ibrox once when Dundee beat the Gers 2-3.... Wisnae a' that long ago either.... Alan Gilzean scored a hatrick......!!!
  25. Richard
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