f*ballers wife

oh my!!! dont worry granpa, you never shagged me as often as you told the boys down in the innes, you only ever got it on your birthday that's why the berns all share the same months birthdays...

oh my!!! you'll then be our long lost cousin from across the pig pond, returned to the bOOsom of your lurving family!

oh my!!! cali sweet~peee, you have an unhealthy obsesion with my drawers! :?: :shock:

oh my!!! now sweeti, ya canna be telling anyone aboot this, cos grampa howdie gets all upset at the thot o anyone else giving me roots.... he prefers to give me his own roots.... * * * * * * * * * tattie soups ready!

12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. oh my!!! i never complained the last time!

oh my!!! he lives next door to grany and is always showing me his roots thru the hole in the fence!

OOOHHH MMMYYY!!! viewers WIFES??? see son, i TOLD you SO! rack and ruin son, she should have married your brother gringo, he takes after his father and FAR more up HER street son! and there is NOTHING wrong wi my pelvic floor deeriy, canna write wi a pencil these days but a big marker pen does the trick

oh my!!! for the love of the wee man son, i knew this kind o thing would happen if you married that trolip!

oh my!!! love it when it slides along on it's belly! ah bless, little amuses!

oh my!!! nice to see you've sobered up enuf to eat your dinner! :!:

oh my!!! no prob sweeti, stay at granys as long as you like! grany's door is always open! except for your uncle gringo who takes the p1ss out of my spoon collection! :evil:

oh my!!! how feels sick.....? how many easter eggs have you skoffed....? i'm nibbling on terrys choc orange one.... not terry's, mine!

oh my!!! course you can sweeti, there's a pot on the raeburn as i type! and dont worry about your dad, he calls me funny names too... but spookily enuf, tinkerbell is NOT one of them!

oh my!!! come run away to grany's house sweeti, you'll be fine, once we get dad sober again, he;ll be fine!

oh my!!! i likey this site for what it's worth. user friendly in my eyes, FAR better than the old site in too many ways to list and as for cliquey.... i think not... maybe he was the black sheep of the 'caley family' and just needs to be bosied back into the fold! pop round CaleyJuanjo, and we'll show you some warm, horse~pitality! (kissi smilie!) no complaints from this direction and a huge well done for all your hard work guys! :D

oh my!!! well, hunny bun, johnboy is getting a bit fresh with me, so maybe he should be grampa for a bit.... or maybe he should just give granny a bit! oh my, i shouldnt be talking like that wi the berns aboot!

oh my!!! that's it girl, we are TREND setters! and leave me in my 'size 10, perfect children!' world, cos i'm perfectrly happy there!

oh my!!! voni babe, you're worried about being the mum..... i'm the FEKIN GRANNY! which is great if it goes on 'maturity', which, ccc, i am taking as a compliment! the only real problem is that i've had to sleep wi howdi.... come on girl, do you dislike me THAT much!?! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oh my!!! it's all in the 'pulling pants' you know! let you have a shot one day if you like! johnboy can roam round my simmering, rugged bits ANY day! (kissi smillie!)

oh my!!!! now this may be of interest to us ladies..... so choose your words carefully babe... as a man of many 'travels' which year have you looked more fondle..y on... ( see my geography of a woman thread ) :?: :!: :?: :!: :?:

Oh No!! No no no!! oh my!!! that scared me too babe! :shock:

oh my!!! you're confuzzled babe, that's maybe cos they dont have them on your planet! :roll:

oh my!!! no need to worry about the pencils babe, i;m getting on a bit so i need a big chunky marker pen now! :shock:

oh my!!! bloody **** babe, you've been smokin too much of your avatar! as for the unpredictable bit, us girlis are NOT unpredictable, you guys just can't keep up with us so to the UNTRAINED eye, we just APPEAR to be unpredictable! (kissi smilie!) did that make any sense sweeti? or have i lost you again!?!