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f*ballers wife

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  1. oh my!!! where ELSE better to do your liver in than lewis... or portree??? i'll be dealing with mine there in july! :021:
  2. oh my!!! yes sweeti... but not ALL of you at ONCE.... :018: well, there WAS the ONE time.... :004:
  3. oh my!!! can't you just love me for what i do for you in the bedroom....? :021: :004:
  4. oh my!!! and have a lUvErLy birthday too!!!
  5. oh my!!! and the fizz is great for calf muscles too..... :D {the cows dont really likey the taste but that's ok!}
  6. oh my!!! rig babe, that thingy isn't safe full stop.... and if you're doing it at work.... STOP IT! wonder if i put it on the hammer setting.....
  7. oh my!!! sorry babe.... what am i looking at??? please tell me cos i hate to miss a funny!
  8. oh my!!! mmmmMMMMmmmm.... might be best, after all, i like my customers to have full satisfaction with my products.... so whatEVER tickles your fAnCy sir..... and trust me, the foot fizz WILL tickle it if you squat! :shock:
  9. oh my!!! but you said you were busy babe?!? :roll:
  10. oh my!!! you DO know that it is BEST used on the LOWER parts of the body.... likey... REALLLLLY low..... Way down..... allllll the wayyyyyyyyyyyy...... at your feet....???
  11. oh my!!! NAAAHHHH!!! we lUrV you just the way you are babe! ..... ([{SEE yet ANOTHER kissi smillie moment!!! :evil: }])
  12. oh my!!! and i thot that beastie was tho only beastie on here... got his number!
  13. oh my!!! still think it would have looked better wi granny and her foot fizz!
  14. oh my!!! i likey the hard stuff..... and rig sweeti, you WATCH yourSELF with those .... i have two lush puppies.... oopsy, i TOO likey lush puppies... oh gosh! SLUSH puppies! oh my!!! :roll:
  15. oh my!!! story of my life..... missed it! :roll:
  16. oh my!!! you've been waiting all year for this one, eh beastie?
  17. oh my!!! you're just jealous YOU'RE not on the bike! :P
  18. oh my!!! johnboy, sweetness, you ALMOST make me sound like a SLAPPER there.... i mean, i am very choosy when it COMES.... to which team i PLAY with.... altho i did slip once into livi... but dont hold that against me....
  19. oh my!!! yes,sweeti, but by OTHER men... not JUST you!!!
  20. oh my!!! i always thot of him as a tonic!
  21. oh my!!! you too are very welcome my likkle darling! but dont be telling everyone i supply... they'll ALL want some!
  22. oh my!!! after your trAMAtic sunday adventure?!!!? have you recovered now my little sweet~pee?
  23. oh my!!! so shall i take TWO tins..... :!: :?:
  24. oh my!!! i started off liking very sweet white wine.... then sweet red.... then not so sweet white.... then not so sweet red.... now i'm on to rose..... what's happening to me.....? ps,, this is over the space of a few years remember.... not one evening!
  25. oh my!!! just opened a bottle of the pink chill..... oh my ...yuuuuummmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!! co~op 3 for a tenner! :D
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