f*ballers wife

oh my!!! so YOU'RE the father..... if it was that night at the back of the cairn... still waiting for the money you begger!

oh my!!! ok guys.... so where IS the chatroom.... if i knew where to get into it, i'd have a blether with ya!!!

oh my!!! and i miss all the good ones.... :roll: ps, likey your avatar.... wouldna mind a shotty of his tights!

oh my!!! Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says "We're Catholic so we can't use it." The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm method." The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer method." "What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others ask. "Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from under him.

oh my!!! and i was forEVER loooooosing my chalk.... sniff sniff

oh my!!! ok then girlies, just for you, but i'm not DOING those MEN'S bits.... you never know WHAT they may have tucked into their socks! :P :shock:

oh my!!! i take it that means.... GREAT, we'd LOVE you to come along!!!

oh my!!! two whole days that took.... wondered when someone would ...

oh my!!! hi guys and gals.... just wondering if you fancy having me wait for you at the end of your walk in carr-bridge to give some foot massages???

oh my!!! howdie.... donestic violent pets..... nothing wrong wi rover, never bit anyone since the postie last week, :roll:

oh my!!! and i'll be your agony aunty.... COME on little boys, tell me your problems.... but you'll have to sit on my knee when you tell me them..... or maybe i should sit on YOUR knee.... mmm....

oh my!!! more shots going off there that even i could handle.....

oh my!!! thanks for sharing your bowel movements with us, make me feel SOOOO much closer to you... i lurv our family.... :?

oh my!!! you HAVE to LOWER the tone, eh? :roll:

oh my!!! ok, who knows, can i fligh from sneky international to espainia!!! in august???

oh my!!! hand on my haipney.... i cant even GIVE mine away these days! :( :evil:

oh my!!! no need to be treading anywhere carefully.... unless you have big feet.... in which case, you know what they say about men with big feet.... :shock:

oh my!!!

oh my!!! i DO hope that you are not impyling that talk SH1TE? :(

oh my!!! must have something to do with their peckers?

oh my!!! yup.... me too!

oh my!!! and we've all had one of each.... eewwwh!

oh my!!! THE LONELY BRAIN CELL Finally hard evidence! Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. ? ? She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. ?? ? ? ? Hello?"? she cried, but no answer.? ? "Is there anyone here?"? she cried a little louder,? but still no answer.? ? Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, ? "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" ? Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away.............. ? ? ? ? ? ? ???????????"We're down here ..."

oh my!!! i know LOTS of johns.... and this VERY nice lady MARY, she is LuVeRlY, nearly as nice as me! here's another one for your pleasure!!! A young newly wed couple wanted to join a church. The reverend told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed. "You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the Reverend inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly. The Reverend asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain." "However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man shamefacedly. "You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the Reverend. "We know." said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at B&Q either.

oh my!!! so could i be that girl.... i lurv to travel!