f*ballers wife

oh my!!! where have i heard THAT one before...... :?:

oh my!!! beastie sweeti.... good job i likey a nice HARD boiled one..... i prefer to do OTHER things with my soldiers!

oh my!!! now, grany should have been there with the foot fizz, eh? :roll:

oh my!!! you are MORE than welcome girlies.. any time! and in SOME circles... yes it IS better than.... other.... erm.... certain....things!

oh my!!! bet beastie would LURV some fizz after the birch twiggin... wouldnt you think so laura sweet~peee ???

oh my!!! there is talent in there SOMEwhere.........! and girls... do you need me to hold anything in the next video.... or shall i just hold the same thingys as last time....?

oh my!!! anyone recomend a good set of sounds to listen to for an old 30 something wifie....??? :roll:

oh my!!! sorry guys, i did my best... a girl cant be fantastic at EVERYthing.... scored 325.... every little helps.... sUrElY???

oh my!!!

Sounds fun oh my!!! any time beastie babe.... shall i slot you in for the same time as last week?!?

oh my!!! dont you guys pick on me.... i cant help it if there are toooo many jokes on the go.... i cant help it if i'm getting on a bit.... it's like all the men in my life.... cant remember where i had him last either,,,,, eh johnboy! soo many men so little time.... :roll:

oh my!!! ok so question.... is that because i LIKEY grumpy old men... or cos you think i AM one.... ??? just to get it clear ......before i thrash you with a birch twig to within an inch of your life..... :roll:

oh my!!! A husband just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be the Man of Your House." He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!" "You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want.""After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

oh my!!! that's the safest answer you could have given sweeti!!!

oh my!!! A 'modern' twist to an old fairytale . . . Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"? The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?" Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my pension, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother" The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years. And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?" Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen. The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered... "Bet you're sorry you neutered me." oh my!!! not so kinky beastie!

oh my!!! dont be sweeti.... i'm perfectly harmless.... on a tuesday!... after 3!

oh my!!! it just a good job granny's here, i just popped along and gave them all a good rub down with a bottle of fairy and a pair of marigolds... they'll sleep well after it! they are over half way there in miles.... a tad tanned to say the least!

oh my!!! thanks babe.... lurv you too..... ps. i dont stay at dornoch... ooospy is that your OTHER granny!

oh my!!! and some of us dont get any...... all offers greatfully received....

oh my!!! now now, jnr.... wait till you get to our age... you make the most of it... not cos it may be your last, but cos it only gets better with age ..... bit likey a nice rich red wine..... :roll:

oh my!!! again sweeti, gain, gain, gain....

oh my!!! tobacconist.... now THERE's a word from the past... wow! my dad used to smoke condor in his pipe. still smell it now and then when he 'visits' from behond! :) :) :)

oh my!!! COME on GUYS.... SURELY us old foggies can find SOMEthing exciting to talk about... or re minis about.... other than boiled cabbage and zimmers.... it'll be them soon enuf... so before arthritis sets into the knuckle joints... share something eXCiTiNg with us....

oh my!!! ooopsy... was that yngwie behind me on the tand~UMMM!!! oh GOSH!

oh my!!! thanks sweeti! i'd LUrV to play with your bowls.... oopsy, play bowls WITH you... gosh~!