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man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men." "What's your name?" she asked. "Beertits," he said

Proctor AND Ian Black according to todays Dundee Courierhttp://www.thecourier.co.uk/output/2006/05...ry8334181t0.asp

f*ballers wife and Jonboy are a no bad double act :003: reckon there's a sitcom in there somewhere!

Johnboy,eh think you've been participating in the residue of yer Avatar a wee bit too much having dreams/nightmares like that.I can give ya the phone number of a man that might be able to help :011:

:022: KK,glad you took that in the spirit it was intended,eh was a veteran of Mennies bar doon the Perth road before moving northwards and fair miss that but no a lot else apart fae the folk and meh team

Lighten up KingKojak,a wee bit banter on a thread about Yenited,on the NON ICT board disnae seem oot of order to me."Local site for local people" but i see you stay in Dundee and I stay in Inverness so am i the local or are you,jeez ehm gettin all confused now ,anyways how do you spell Parochial :003:

Ya hear what John Prescott and MFI flatpack furniture have in common.....a couple of screws in the wrong place and the whole feckin cabinet falls to pieces :015:

Thought about that Alex,but apparently on e-bay you need an authentication certificate due to the amount of forgeries about which i dont have, although I know this top is genuine due to the source,cheers anyway

30 years?but our history goes way back before that hence arabs constant endeavours to catch up wi us.....Trophy virgin ?wrang on that ane as well,although,admittedly eh do have to go a fair way back in my memory bank! :004:

Eh'll take that as a NO then Scotty :019:

Dont know if anybody on here would be interested(mebbes as a pressie for a TIC friend) but eh was recently "lucky" enough to win a Celtic top signed by all the current league winning team.Obviously its nae use to me so I'm looking for a decent offer for it with funds raised going to DEE4LIFE.Gies a shout if yer interested or know someone who may be cheers

Have to say, despite it being theirs,Vindaloo was the best ever,great memories of my then 3 year old singing"me and me mum and me dad and me gran and a bucket of vindaloo,VINDALOOOOOOOOO,VINDALOOOOOOOO :) brilliant

Either way, sounds like RIG can hold his own.

Will drop in and say hello one of these days,you'll recognise me ,I'm the one with a samariten monitoring me, but they feel i should be alright during the close season! :(

Was going to pop into the Innes for a gemme oh pool sometime, but the consequence oh losing seem a bit serious....dinnae fancy gettin "hammered","bummed" or "pumped"..... :shock:

"You bummed Noddy a few times......" is this Inverness terminology I dont ubnderstand or is their something you'd like to tell us all?

Scotty ,yer right about HR Andy,he is the Earl oh Inverness , wis up to open the new clubhoose at Culcabock and nipped along before retiring to the back bar for Hauf and haufs and a game oh pool. :)

Changed days for Jambo's,20 years to the day after Albert Kidd ended thier title hopes and Jambo's wept at being second, now they celebrate second as if they had won!good luck to them though , hope they keep it up and the bubble disnae burst

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So ,whit is the right time at EXACTLY mid-day or mid-night? (no meaning to be pedantic like)

Shairly using the 12 hoor clock,it's 11.58 pm,11.59 pm 12.00pm 00.01 am,so 12pm is at midnight or am eh wrang,oh feck ehv just missed meh 12 am appointment or can i go and see them tonight , ehm ah confused now :(

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he is feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better, I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child, What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his questions for a minute and then begins: "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. "We he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and said 'bang, bang'. "Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that? " The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Yenited fans have always been a wee bit obsessed wi the sucess or failure of their bigger neebors and seem to feel as long as they are doing better than us thats the benchmark for them.Now we have set an all time low benchmark they wallow in equal mediocrity but happy with bragging amd slagging rights over us.Eh reckon ET is their main problem despite his financial input as much as the Marrs are ours :( .Bad times all round for fitba in Dundee but i still cant bring myself to say the "A" word.

Action man never could resist temptstion as I've witnessed!(several times) :shock: