Heilandee

Whit would yer name be MACLEALDO and HEILANDEA :015: CLICKY http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml

F*ballers wife as the virgin Mary.....mair like virgin on the unbelievable!!!! Had it pointed oot to me today ,the insurance widnae have to pay out anyway on this ane as it would have been classed as an act of god :015:

Ya couldnae mak it up eh? ........eh'd of thought they would have used the Abbey for insurance,could become a habit.

Whilst eh'm no fan of the English those incidents were feckin despicable and the chunts need locking up :008:

This world cup predictor is shect,eh keep putting the correct score in then the teams come out and put the wrong scores in. Guess eh'm no gonna cause any bookies sleepless nights :sleep01:

Ehv had many a ride (so to speak) ,the latest and longest was back fae our dire day oot to Hampden V Gretna earliar this year,unfortunately the vodka scooter disnae erase results in the following days papers :019:

Tunnocks hit back...... :015: <img src=http://tinyurl.com/mtv96>

"Apart from the man himself there's Carl Cox, Mylo and Slam, Audio Bullys, Cagedbaby, Xpress2, Scratch Perverts, Stanton Warriors and Linus Loves" Nae Music then! :006: (just showin my ignorance ) and my age :007:

Nicked from another site but may strike a chord wi a few of the regular female contributors.... when burdz get pished....... 1. We have absolutely no idea where our bag iss and for some reason, thats ok. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butts while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3.We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someones *** and honestly believe we could do it too. 4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago. 5. We drop our 3am sub/burger/kebab on the floor, pick it up and contnue eating it like its nobodys business. 6. We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including people we barely know, that we love them sooooo much. 7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song comes on because "Oh my god, I LOVE THIS SONG!!" 8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom..... and so is the geek next to us. 9. We don't see anything wrong with snogging teachers/co-workers/boss should they be around. 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us. 11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them halve closed and think it looks incredibly sexy. 12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it. 13. We yell at the barman who we believe has cheated us by giving us just orange juice, but thats just because we can no longer taste the vodka. 14. We start every conversation with a slurred "don't take this the wrong way but..." 15. We fail to notice that the toilet seat is down before we sit on it. 16. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take down moves. 17. We are tired,but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are and take a quick nap. 18. We begin leaving the buttons open on our jeans to cut down on time we have to spend away from our drinks. 19. We take our shoes off because a) there ridiculously impratical...but soo beautiful. b) we believe its the shoes fault that we can't walk straight. 20. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day!!

Thanks for the warning IHE but nae need really,whilst aqaufiers and their workings are not meh strong area, i am somewhat of an expert in the Gaseous emmisions field,along with Arnies input we can hold our own with any experts in this area of scientific exploration, sadly meh backie didnae reveal any extraordinarie undersoil revalations, howevr eh'll keep an eye on this thread for further gealogical enlightenment.

Eh never new you coluld learn so much on here........... absolutley fascinating eh'm of oot to meh back garden to do a wee bit testing

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The Dundee "Ferry" is well posh,many hooses now have indoor lavvies :toilet01:

It was Broughty Ferry (allegedly) the posh bit oh Dundee, Yes their are posh bits!! :002:

Whilst i agree the Cottage is hard to beat ,Cinnamon is fast growing in my fav to visit Injuns,so much so we had our Xmas doo in January there!! http://www.highlanddarkblues.co.uk/XMAS2006.htm

aha....so thats whit PM is for,eh thought it was for wifies only,pre mens ...... :003:

I'd be interested, how do i get in touch?

Great memories folks,obviously swimming baths are the same nationwide as many of these stories apply eqaully to my chilhood baths memories.Colin Baillie is an FP of the same school as myself must have learnt his sadisctic tendancies from the PE staff there!! I find it a shame nowadays when i take the wee lad to the aqaudome,any attempt at fun and kerry on is met with a shrill blast of the whistle and disaproving frown from a spotty 17 year old,I was even warned with eviction myself and I,m a responsible(?) forty somethinmg!!

Good ane Mannie,mind that game, i got compo tickets from Bobby Geddes as his brother in law worked wi me on the boats up in Alness,Jim Duffy was always baldy from what i mind,Colin Henry and Albert Kidd , eh was also at THAT game!! ahhhhhh those were the days. Cant remember what pub we were in but it was up some stairs and about 100 of us jammed into a wee bar. Scottish cup win was 1910 BTW and no, eh wisnae at that game,but was at Laegue cup win in 73

Triumph 1500...pile oh sh**e, paid £300 it ran for 300 miles! :008:

Are the English not the same race as us? therefore you cant be racist towards them .....xenophobic perhaps, but no racist Anyways ehm supportin Sweden coz the burdz are smashing ...spose ehm sexist and shallow .....eh can live wi that

Folk who drive by without so much as a nod when you just reversed 500 yds to a passing place so the ignorant tawts can get past :008:

No problem Jonboy, always a pleasure to add stimulus and intelect into a highbrow debate :016:

Astonishing how the perspective changes....speshly after a few beers! :015:

Sorry folks , much as eh love Sneck the chippies are Sh**e :007: Pepo's in Arbroath :021: