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David was asked by a reporter if he was "Volatile" he replied " yes , I can play on the right wing,the left wing , and midfield so i think i,m fairly volatile"

Eh wondered that as well L_G,speshly since the world cup commentators thread stayed there "Indignant of Inverness" :016:

[align=center]BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Pinnochio Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo, Porno, Polio, Banjo, Brasso, Stereo (L), Stereo ®, Hydrochlorofluoro, Aristotle, Computersezno -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Itch Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch Hic Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: Mowapitch, Letsgetrich, Shagabitch -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slalomsky Downhillsky Risky Swedishshev Mastershev Fuckov Ufuckov SUBS: Rubitov, Gechakitov, Sodov, Pastryshev, Najinsky, Ivorripabollockov, Taykitov -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou Busqueue Snookercu Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi SUBS: U, NonU, ManU, Stuffyiou, Lee Kwan Yu -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen Firstsson Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen, Finallygaveupcountinssen, Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen, Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Baloni Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani Legslikejelli Havabenni Wobblijelli Spendapenni SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!!, Buggermi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 San Francisco Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero Chihuahua Jose SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key, Burrito, Speedy Gonzalez, Tequila, Caramba -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Kenning van Hire Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe SUBS: Van Iller, Van Ishincreme, Van Morrison -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, **** van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke. [/align]

Look on the bright side folks,if ya dinnae pass any, you'll have the rest oh yer lives to dae whatever ya want!! guid luck when results come in :022:

:010: A96.....seperated at birth!!! Meh old man used to visit Sneck but said it wiz just business!!!.....Glad ehm the one that got the drink tho :003:

Mars,Marrs Ma arse....should all be barred!!

was speakin to Cyril on Saturday......sends his regards :004:

Well familiar wi your situation , will attend if at all poss,Tam has done a couple of gigs for us at the Caird hall ,top guy and a genuine football fan. Skint clubs R us :019:

Precisely why DEE4LIFE need to raise this money and gain a controlling interest,to prevent this type of unwanted advances on the club.

The lyrics are amazing, you cant help but be touched sheer poetry

Cheers Mannie,eh heard you were"carefull" wi yer money! :001:

As you may have heard in the press DEE4LIFE have been given the opportunity of taking over Dundee Football Club and need to raise £185,000 to gain the major shareholding and the Marrs have agreed to dilute their shareholding if this is achieved.The amount of effort these guys have put in to get us to this stage is unbelievable.Hopefully within the not too distant future our club can be run by the fans for the fans,anybody who would care to make a wee donation to help make this dream a reality click link,all donations greatly appreciated :021: Alanmac Ebay Link [mod="CaleyD"]Please use format [url=http://url]URL text[/url] when posting long links to prevent it stretching page[/mod]

....and before f*ballers wife asks,does that make a man a cake or a biscuit????

THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER.....well sort of The great Jaffa Cake debate Food: Student’s award-winning film tackles one of British life’s great conundrums IT’S an argument that refuses to go away, and one of the truly British conundrums of our time: is the Jaffa Cake a cake, a biscuit, or something else entirely? Ross Howieson, 23, of Glasgow’s Royal Scottish Academy of Music and Drama, has posed the question in his new film Half Cake Half Biscuit, which has already taken a prize at the Scottish Students on Screen Awards . Now Howieson is in talks with bosses at Channel 4, with a view to preparing a shortened version of the film for possible transmission later this year. “I was trying to think of something that hadn’t been done before,” he said. “When I went out on the streets and started asking people about it, I realised everyone had a very definite opinion. A lot of people said they had discussed it already with friends and family.” The question, while fun, threatens to reignite a debate that saw McVitie’s fight the Jaffa Cakes’ corner in a tribunal against HM Customs and Excise 15 years ago. Under UK law, biscuits and cakes are “zero-rated” in terms of VAT. Chocolate-covered biscuits, however, are classed as luxuries and therefore subject to VAT at 17.5%. McVitie’s successfully defended its claim that the Jaffa Cake is a cake by producing a giant one in the courtroom. “Not a lot of people have heard about the court case and, when they do, they think it’s a some kind of joke,” said Howieson. “I personally think it’s more of a cake marketed as a biscuit. ” Dr David Marshall, of the school of management at Edinburgh University, said it was not uncommon for products to bridge industry classifications . “Often with foods what you’re doing is trying to create all sorts of weird names and brands that are in some ways inaccurate, such as Jelly Babies, which could technically amount to cannibalism,” he said. “I’d be interested to see whether you would get a reaction if McVitie’s were forced to change the name to Jaffa Biscuits because I think consumers would continue to call them Jaffa Cakes. ” The low-budget documentary includes interviews with academics and often perplexed-looking passers-by. One of those questioned, Dr Hugh McLachlan of Caledonian University’s school of law and social sciences, said the debate had the potential to “free our minds”. “Sometimes when we try to classify we assume there must be an answer, that it must be a cake or a biscuit, but in some cases it’s maybe neither,” he said. Donald Potter QC, chairman of the 1991 tribunal, ruled that the snack had “sufficient characteristics” to remain a cake, but if the documentary is aired as one of Channel Four’s Three Minute Shorts, the debate will reach a new and perhaps more sceptical audience. A spokeswoman for United Biscuits, parent company of McVitie’s, said the identity crisis had been long since settled. “One of the reasons they are a cake is that they have the properties of a cake,” she said. “It starts off soft and would go hard, whereas a biscuit starts off hard and would go soft, so a Jaffa Cake has the properties and characteristics of a cake.” and eh thought we were sad....... :015:

CaleyD ,its not shortcake its short BREAD.....but its no bread mind yo :001: u

Goes soggy and drop in yer coffee to quick when ya dunk them, so there a cake!! (also the clues in the name)

The Dunde missing ticket mystery is solved!!! :015:

Mair like the brothers Grimm ....feckin freak show

BBC World Cup Guidelines for commentary team 1 -Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa Rica), the commentator must mention England. 2 - Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England have to be mentioned within the first minute. 3 - The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Isles in passing at some point in the match if England play Argentina. 4 - Whenever a hat trick is scored, comparisons with Geoff Hurst will be made within seconds of the third goal hitting the net. 5 - Should England wear their red jerseys, then '1966' should be mentioned approximately 20 times. 6 - 1966 will be mentioned approximately 10 times a match, or only on 4 or 5 occasions for matches not involving England. 7 - Prior to the captain of the winning team lifting the trophy, the commentator will mention Bobby Moore. And 1966. 8 - When Germany are playing, they must be referred to as being arrogant by the commentator on at least 14 occasions. This must refer to their style, their passing, their haircuts and their general footballing ability. 9 - Should England play Germany, mentions of Winston Churchill, Dambusters, The Luftwaffe and Adolf Hitler will be compulsory. And 1966. 10 - All Scottish members of our commentary team must continue to refer to England as "we" and "us". 11 - We must ensure that nationlistic stereotypes are adhered to. Of course, the Germans are arrogant. The Spanish are bottlers, The Ivory Coast are fast but bad at defending, The Angolans are disorganised, The Argentinians are cheats and the French are only good because their best players play in England. 12 - For matches not involving England, we must only discuss the players that are playing in England.eg - Holland v Argentina should be referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo. 13 - The mythical "bulldog spirit" phrase should be used as often as possible. 14 - Each match involving England should begin with the phrase "England Expects." 15 - Should any player be involved in an injury that involves the loss of teeth, then references to Nobby Stiles and 1966 are compulsory. 16 - If in doubt, mention 1966. 17 - Praise all of the stunning new stadiums in Germany but emphasise that they lack the presence of Wembley, the spiritual home of football since 1966. 18 - Commentators should feel free to imitate the style of Kenneth Wolstenholme, the hero of 1966. 19 - Should any team feature brothers playing together, then Jackie and Bobby Charlton should be mentioned. 20 - When England bow out after the first stage, we must emphasise that it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup.

Iv'e always thought FW was a bit Flakey although i,m sure she's sweet, well she's bounty be :002:

1-0 Arsenal (get yer money on it) :011:

http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/output/2...y8340944t0.shtm hmmmmm,too good to be true methinks,but mebee's ehm just a cynic

Eh think you got that erse about face Jonboy!!

:007: Unlucky Peterheid.

Penalties .....oooeeer :toilet01: