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A bloke got taken into A+E with a toy horse jammed up his back passage, the surgeon said he couldn't operate ,but not to worry as he'd be stable.

Na, that would probably have gone over their heads..... sorry

Whats folks thoughts on the protestors at Stanstead today?,my green head says "good on folk for standing up for their beliefs" but my practical heid says "if that happened when i was at the airport i'd be feckin raging" Does that make me a hypocrit???

B@llacks! eh forgot that was on, meant to go along for a mooch roond , was talkin about it on Friday to Mrs Dee and then it went clean oot ma heid! (mind you that happens a lot these days )

Eh'll stick meh neck out and say Diana will still be around making records long after the others are forgotten , speshly eoghan who i'm sure is a nice wee lad but entertainer? mebbes at the family karaoke or granny's birthday party but no x factor eh'm afraid.

On line shopping at Asda is the way ahead,as said above,they deliver to Inverness now Asda price PS, eh hate them both but Tesco's monopoly is unacceptable

Don't think it's a fault at your end Caley100 ,I have a similar fault but the langauge on mine is worse

careful what ya wish for Mantis , be a good away day tho

...will be birling in his grave.... Histon?? Shocking result for a team that was once one of the best in Europe

Dinnae think it was her stunning voice that Smarmy Simon was interested in tho

Thought ya were referring to the gaelic roadsigns for a moment there Mick

Seldom seen kid by Elbow , cannae believe eh had never heard of them or come across them prior to seeing them on the Mercury music prizes, thought "their a good new band" turns oot they been on the go for ions!!!!!! ,fair enjoyed catching up with and listening to all their back stuff as well.Soooooperb

Blue, that's just the first indication you've been on the black isle too long,when the sheep appear to be winking at you it's time to move on .....

Just back from visiting me old dad,a native gaelic speaker who at 85 still goes to every mod,he reckoned this year at Falkirk,male singing competitons that used to attract upwards of 30 competitors now draw 7 or 8,also kids at the provincial mods start dropping out around 13-14 and he has never known of a youngster who has gone through the Gaelic medium system carry on participating into adulthood.

I see an eerie green light above the door,could this be a sign?

Acording to this site dodgy ticket site you can buy tickets for Glasgow SECC on 1st March,oddly though, on the fishul site they are playing in Antwerp that night!!!!!!!! Guess it's just friends of the stars like Maime that can source tickets for the real deal

Qaulity statement fae Walter Smith, eh thought he was talking about the SPL at first,ya gotta larf.... "Walter Smith yesterday expressed his fears for the future of the Champions League after admitting that an elite group of super-rich clubs could strip the tournament of its credibility as a genuine competition". Gers cant compete wi rich clubs.......

I was thinking the same thing the other night when i heard about this "Help for heroes" single on X factor,great idea BUT,why is it neccesary? The governments treatment and support of wounded and invalided troops in this country is appalling.

Will they wee pins no be a health and safety issue?

While David Murray has now come out and apologised for his statement and saying he was taken "out of context" the fact is, the interview was "in the context " of discussing bigotry and sectarianism in Glasgow.To qaulify this with:- ?I was amazed to see what goes on between Dundee United and Dundee on the websites. In some of these websites it?s just as bad as Rangers and Celtic but because it?s not the west of Scotland it doesn?t get the same reviewing.? he can't really complain of being taken out of context. The Times reprters qoute in the article reads "Murray said Dundee and Dundee United were examples of clubs whose fans trade sectarian abuse on websites which is never mentioned in the media". It's fairly obvious that he was trying once again to deflect attention away from his own front door but whilst there's plenty rivalry between the Dundee teams and at times some unofficial websites discussions can get heated (as can discussions on all websites) it's always kept in check with many from both sides in the same families and never ANY undertones of Sectarianism between the two.

A supporter of football. Brookes Mileson dies

Kin'ell Beastie, gonnae no dae that,whit a fleg eh got !

I think these situations have to be looked at in context and don't for a minute think these armed polis go in wanting to kill or trigger happy,but intellgence (wrongly) had informed them at a very volatile time this man was positively identified as a terrorist and went in thinking he was armed and likely to blow himself and them up with him.The Polis that shot him reckoned he could not gaurantee instant death with a single shot so multiple shots were fired to ensure he was unable to carry out any terrorist actions.It's easy to pontificate that they are professional and procedures have to be followed but they are also human and whether actual or percieved,thinking you are seconds from death will make your actions more instinctive.Nae doubt mistakes were made but mebbes the surveillance folk supplying the intelligance should be a bit more accountable.

There's a surprise for P and B eh? Reckon Ray Farningham will be the new assistant,so hopefully betweem him and Jocky we can start to rebuild.....Again.

Brewster seems to be trying his best to accomadate you Alex, if/when Saints dinnae get up!! Still think things will turn out OK for ICT over the season and Accies will be back doon next year