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All things considered and since Bobby Wilson didnae fancy the Gig Eh'm happy wi that

It's arite fer you folk that dinnae have to climb up on roofs in the stuff!! ach well, thats it letting off noo, better get out and do some work

"Genies" were once responsible for the near total loss of my eyebrows after one particular episode showing off to some lassies!! Whoooooooosh ........and eh was left looking like Al Jolson I also lost a fair amount of pubescent leg hair after stamping on a box of Bluebell matches to see what would happen !! No the sharpest knife in the box at that point in time (some would say no much has cheenged)

The answer to the age old question ,"who ate all the pies?? XXXXXL !!!!!!!

First single was "My name is Jack" by Manfred Mann,i left it on the parcel shelf in my dad's car,the sun warped it and it always played fast and slow after that First Album was Queen "Queen" ....the one with Seven sea's of Rye on it

Great call Mantis, that was like having a cyber rummage thru all the Great L.P's eh'd forgot about ....Brain salad surgey !!! feckin qaulity..... Lindisfarne,seen them several times at Newcastle toon hall and still play meet me on the corner as my party piece on the geetar, Ziggy goes wi oot saying. Wings "Band on the run" eh had my first teeenage fumblings at a party in Kirkton to that,and eh can even forgive you Rod the mod as i seen him at the Caird hall in the seventies so he was relevant to meh teenage delinquency. Seriously thinkin oh going to get a ticket for Wishbone Ash at the Ironworks on Sunday now :thumb04:

Love him or hate him Cyril got some great debate and dicussions going and wound some "unwindable" folk up tae ****,eh miss his banter, inside info and toilet humour. Mair power to yer Pen Jambo

I'd take Dead ball's suggestion of Bobby Wilson in the blink of an eye, thought he did a great job at County and he'd soon kick some oh they lazy erses into action, but doubt if he could be ersed wi the grief (or tak a drop in income fae the tiling ).Billy Dodds seems to be gettin touted a lot along with Gordon Chisholm (who i'd be more than happy with) on the strength of his friendship with John Bennet,the ex Arab director who is "investing" money at Dens just now.The latest "dream" ticket the press have latched onto is Craigy Broon and Billy Davies but cannae see the funds being available for that pairing.The other candidate i'd be happy enough to see return would be Jocky Scott,who going back to the original point of your thread was scandelously sacked by the Marrs at the beginning of their ruinous tenure after taking us to our highest SPL placing ever,albeit playing no affy bonny fitba.

:thumb04: Big Rabs the other reason we're only 6 points aff tap..... BTW, we're only 5 aff bottom

I always used to take ?50 of Scottish fivers with me everytime i went back down south after being on leave,I saw it as my duty to enlighten English landlords (the only place my cash went in younger days) and make them aware of Scottish currency! never ever refused, speshly if you order several pints first then show them the money "yeah but,no but, I'm not sure ...." they always accepted them

KB, it may seem a bit harsh on the face of it,as you quite rightly say we came very close last season and only a very consistant Accies prevented us getting back in the SPL. That said after losing the few qaulity players we had, Rae was always gonna be up against it this year.I can't give a personal opinion on the playing side of things as i have yet to grace Dens this season, but from the comments of regulars his tactics and ability to deal with and adjust to the injury problems as they occured was inadeqaute and the goals for tally speaks for itself with the worst record in Scotland and 2 from open play.The fact we're only 6 points aff top is down to pure good luck because of the way other scores have gone and i personally would agree the time for change is now if anyone is to have a real chance at turning things round. Billy Dodds and Gordon Chisholm seem to be the main names being touted,!! We'll wait and see.........

Thoughts are with his family, tragic week for them. RIP Eddie.

Once upon a time, in a village near you, a CEO appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for ?10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around and money to be made, went out to the forest and started catching them. The CEO bought thousands at ?10 but, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. To counteract this decline the CEO announced that he would now buy monkeys at ?20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to ?25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The CEO now announced that he would buy monkeys at ?100 each! However, since he had to go to the city on business, his financial director would buy on his behalf. In the absence of the CEO, the financial director told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the CEO has collected. I will sell them to you at ?50 and when the CEO returns from the city, you can sell them back to him for ?100 each, thus making 100% profit." The villagers hurried round with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the CEO nor his financial director again, only monkeys! . . . . . . . . . . . . Now you know exactly how the stock market and the banking system works.

That'll be this ane Macca Asteroids.....

As you say D, a no brainer, just another piece of governmental beuracratic non-sense.i had the privellage of working with Gurkhas in the Falklands and they are some machine.Totally dedicated ,tough as nails,professional,and by **** your glad to have them on the same side.The fact it's ever been remotely in question should their choice be to want domicile in the UK is a disgrace.

here ya go BC, get a pint at yer side and waste hours of time pointlessly blasting away Space invaders

Great stuff Gringo ,yer obviuosly of a similar (young) age and musical taste as masel,forgotten all about Seventh Sojourn,although it was never far from the turntable as was crime of the century.Was "in search of space" the album with silver machine on it? many's a head bang done at teenage disco's to that!! eh'm awa to blow the dust off some vinyl and have a wee dander doon memory lane

Spent many hours playing space invaders on those pub table consoles in my younger days,come along way to wee Dee's PS3 and Tiger Woods 09 is the bollox, golf withoot getting wet

Queen - Queen Ziggy Stardust- David Bowie Dark side of the moon -Pink Floyd School's out-Alice Cooper Anything by Led Zepplin

So....if i drank whiskey AND water,I'd have to take the **** but i just wouldn't care eh?

Think this story taks the biscuit,national debt board no big enough FFS!!!!!........ New board please..... Glad i nvested my fortune in drink,weemin and nights oot and didnae waste it

I personally love Tennants so lang as it's really cold,(like most lagers) Theakstons is braw but ya fall over too early in the evening, so no an affy sociable drink.Worst has to be thon Breaker lager that was about in the 80's or Carsberg Special brew which taste like hairspray, way too strong to be drinkable

Was that you roond at Mannforthejobs again?

have a good ane CaleyD, :thumb04: cyber birthday pint for doing they logo's for me,cheers

Good luck wi yer move Marko,i'm a Dundonian originlly who has lived up here for 20 years and have formed quite an afinnity with ICT. I Stayed in Sowerby Bridge near Halifax for a spell when i was younger and used to keep an eye on Leeds results, shame they, like Dundee, were the victims of gross mismanagement and huge financial incompetance.I live in hope both may one day overcome there current situations but have my doubts as things sre stacked heavily against both clubs now.