Heilandee

naughty (but nice)

swung wildly

Ha! and you thought you were in front of me in the queue eh?...... Eh ken eh'v too much time on meh hands... :001:

Kinell Alex, hope someone's removed yer belt an shoelaces after that lot :009: :009: Cheers for Ernie words tho ,fair taks me back...... See the clan cheif died this mornin,just waitin a calll to see if i'm next in line

We're only one point behind St J now,second place distinct poss which i would have bit yer hand off for pre season,probly tooooo much to catch Gretna,11 points ,11 games, but recent run gives hope for the future,cheers for yer info Mannie,thought it was more than that and yes, i know better than most that a 9 point cushion doesn't gaurentee anything.....before anybody says!!!!

"Oh why dont we play cards for her" he sneeringly replied "and just to make it interesting we'll have a shilling on the side" :015: :015: amazing the sh**e ya remember ....( but eh cant remember what eh had for lunch yesterday)

"Tell me theirs a heaven"....................... Chris Rea

Gie's yer favourite romantic verses for this lovers time of the year Roses are Red Violets are blue I have an STD Now so do you Roses are red Violets are blue I'm rotten at poetry but what great t*ts...... OK so its no romantic, but it made me larf :015:

Best English meh erse,.......they canne even say peh properly up here!!!!

Bob's Story... It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Debbie. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work. Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men' Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. But I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, So I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too. I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Debbie. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other..... Signed, Bob >>EDITOR'S NOTE: Bob died suddenly on January 27th. The police report says that he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club rammed up his butt, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie was arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that he accidentally sat down on it.

were ICT behind Clyde when they won promotion? grasping at straws DSC

Eh watched the wee ginger when he wisnae much more than a boy.

and~large sheep

Good luck the morn folks,might bump into some of you's as i've got a day oot at the fuuny ba game,but no sure where the "rugger" types go drinkin for pre hospo :001:

Would a mass cycle no be classed as a Raleigh Eh'll awa an get meh coat ........ again

I'm going to spend ALL of the money going to the pub to watch it!!! :drinking02: :drinking02: :drinking02:

As long as it's no the highly paid IHE

Mebbes ICT have just peaked at the wrong time with Scottish crowds in decline,SPL and the folk running the game p*ssing off Joe public to the point of no return and apathy for football in general(outwith the OF).I used to go to many ICT games through the divisions but SPL prices make me think long and hard about which games i as a neutral go to,Sure their are many more incomers like me who enjoy a day at the fitba but £40 plus for me the bairn an a couple of pehs is hard to justify.I personally wouldn't consider missing a cup game just because my season ticket didnt cover it but mebbes some folks budget for a seasonn ticket and thats their lot

Will that be you the same age as Mrs Paulibee then? :016:

You can be the one to tell Tommy he's losing some oh his turf

brain?

Superb if true,Cannae see a perfomer of his stature playing Sneck tho. Eh love Paddy Mcginty's goat (that could be taken several ways eh?)

Good idea but how do eh get meh ladders on a bike? :024:

Certainly did Mantis, wiz lookin out for yer shirt in the Northstand but coulnae spot ya

Imortalised in Michael Marra's song "Hamish the Goalie" respect whaur it's due,the abuse he used to take at Dens was legendary,but laughed it all off.One of the games real characters.