A Young Scot Attends English University
Donald MacDonald from the Scottish Highlands went to study Law at a renowned and austere English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.
After he had been there a month, his elderly mother came to visit him.
"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.
"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people...
...The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop...
...The one on the other side screams and screams all night."
"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful noisy English neighbours?" She asked her son.
Donald replied enthusiastically:
"Mother, I keep calm, I do nothing. I simply ignore them. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes."