Aye, the Scottish Highlander William Wallace (meaning Welsh), born in Paisley, as portrayed by an American Australian pariah. It makes you proud, so it does!
I bet you ate up all yer feckin sprouts at school didnt ya - but we are all Sons of Wallace - I was there ya know.
Yes, I thought was you in the background. Did you do a smileyometer for the battle of Stirling Bridge?
I've never eaten school sprouts, but overcooked sprouts are disgusting - it would be like boiling your vodka before you drink it. I did eat all my sprouts last weekend though, still crunchy and delicious. You can also leave them raw, and use them with a vuvuzela as a giant peashooter substitute.