ilpadrino

For me, only two embarrassing performances today, both from posters on here.

Park at the big Asda right next to the stadium. Free and easy to get to and from.If you are lucky and don't get a ticket from the private parking company that works for AsdaIs it not the case that those tickets are not legally enforceable in Scotland?Urban myth. With new powers they can ask DVLA for keeper details and can take the person through the justice system just like any other debt. Private land (if notices are visable) can charge for parking by law. They claim to have a case against the driver. The keeper's details are of no use to them.

He was teaching the bairn how to queue for a pie at Dens last week.

Apart from Collum, I find the two AARs of interest. One was the ref from Dens last Saturday (a performance that could be debated all week - I didn't think he was as bad as all the women around me did). The other was the ref at Perth the week before - he was booed by both team's fans! PS - I'm rehearsing for Europe by posting this from Paris.

...and I thought the Charleston Academy was on the other side of the town.

I did.. I had money on us winning 3-1.

John Hughes has no more part in the decision-making process than Ronny Deila has.

No complaint to FIFA, but it could certainly move to Scottish courts if upheld. The lack of any mention of Forrest, Izaguirre, Brown, or Zaluska prove that justice or impartiality are not being sought by the SFA. As others have said, we need Ciftci's/DU's lawyer.

Far more left wing than the Labour Party.

...and "Pride of the Highlands" flag sticker.

Prices in place:

Fixed it.

I've been very slow starting (actually getting to a game or two) this season, but my first game in the flesh (against Accies) saw: Mckay's first goal since a wee while. Our first real comeback (at home) (conceding first, then winning) since fireworks night many moons ago. I've since seen, in the flesh: Mckay scoring again (and again). Our first real comeback (away, at Dens) (conceding first, then winning) since the aforementioned Accies game. If anyone wants to sponsor me to go to more games this season, please DM me for my sort code and account number (ticket, pie, Bovril, petrol/fare when necessary, I'm not greedy). PS - I fecking love Subway sandwiches (everything except lettuce - they're my sisters' fingers behind my head, not real rabbit ears).

XXX I would agree with, but for accuracy's sake shouldn't the arse say "CFC"?

The trick is to give them out when they're required, not when your quotas (external or self-imposed) need the numbers. I seriously believed yesterday that he'd left his cards in the dressing room in the first half, and was just too embarrassed to admit it.

Why was nobody lobbing balls at boots yesterday?

If we'd started on -15 points, as Hearts did last year, we'd still be ahead of County after 7 games each!

Nah - he was put on the scales on Saturday morning, and definitely registered.

YI man

Go ahead M********* PS - Are we off-topic yet? - You Gotta Love It

Go ahead M*********

I worked it out on a pitch size of 115yds x 74yds, which would make it about 68.4 to the flag. I must have overestimated the couple of yards I allowed for "just off". I'd still need to be carried a minimum of 39yds to the tunnel.

So, a kick that's over 70 yards, and you say "...if you score, you walk away with £100 Cash!!!" - "walk away" - not awfully likely really. £100 wouldn't even cover the vet's bill!

Do you take it all off?