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DornochCaley

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  1. I dont think anyone needs ever say anything again about intellegence in Dingwall....
  2. Im so excited. Pure buzzing! Its going to be mental tomorrow!
  3. Im talking about Scotland BEFORE the Union. Not after. I thought that was a bit obvious when i stated 1707 but obviously not.
  4. Don't bother rattling my cage young laddie!! The average Irishman, in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland. En route to his office he strides along the lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland. He drives a car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn, Scotland, arrives at the station and boards a train, the forerunner of which was a steam engine, invented by James Watt of Greenock, Scotland. He then pours himself a cup of coffee from a thermos flask, the latter invented by Dewar, a Scotsman from Kincardine-on-Forth. At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by James Chalmers of Dundee, Scotland. During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, blacksmith of Dumfries, Scotland. He watches the news on his television, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy, founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland. He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot, King James VI, who authorised its translation. Nowhere can an Irishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots. He could take to drink, but the Scots make the best in the world. He could take a rifle and end it all but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick of Pitfours, Scotland. If he escapes death, he might then find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, which was discovered by Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given an anaesthetic, which was discovered by Sir James Young Simpson of Bathgate, Scotland. Out of the anaesthetic, he would find no comfort in learning he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland. Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask "Wha's Like Us". But we do have to put up with strange neighbours! For the record - the majority of the US citizens do not even hold a Passport! Scots small minded?- P*ss off unless you are referring to Dornoch! **** off yourself ya *****! Scotland is full of small minded people and it has been such a way all threw history. This country is full of greed and Idiots who only think about money. For instance, Thousands if not millions of men died to keep Scotland free for Centuries. Then, in 1707, the greed of Scots got the better of them and sold all those men who died out. Thats how small minded people in Scotland are. They are so small minded they sing about how Aiden McGeady and James McCarthy should **** off to Ireland yet what about James Morrison who they welcome with open arms because he choose Scotland over England. Same with Chris Commons. If you think Scotland isnt a small minded country, then you are small minded yourself. And does it matter if you dont have a passport? If you have never had the need for one then you dont have to get one! So get that up ya!
  5. They are? *****...
  6. Play some sort of bruce springsteen or Bon Jovi and you will be the Biggest legend on this Forum CD!
  7. Dont get me wrong, i know there are plenty of good Americans, but I also know there are plenty of **** from Scotland. Scotland is a very small minded country. But i am not decided on the issue, but one things for sure, i am not going to say this guy is guilty as i belive there is more to this than has been told and i think he has been used as a scapegoat.
  8. Yep. Same thing happens EVERY game.
  9. The Americans can kiss my hairy arse! Bunch of *****! Who the hell do they think they are? Telling us what we should do. Feck off. *****. I fully support his release. There was never enough solid proof he did it IMO and he is dieing.
  10. Me +15 so far :( Canna wait for this. Lets get some more of the Adam Rooney song on the go!
  11. I am a football manager man. Love it, but i canna let this up! This is too good!
  12. As much as i think we was an absolute ****** of a man, i dont agree with all these people that said he doesnt care about Rangers. He spent over 100,000,000 of his own money into the club, then as soon as he says he wants ONLY THREE MILLION back, the fans go mental. Bunch of fannys!
  13. HT0-1 FT:0-1 1st Scorer ICT: Rooney 1st Scorer Opp: N/A Crowd: 2345
  14. HT:0-0 FT:0-1 Caley 1st Scorer ICT:Cox 1st Scorer Opp: N/a Crowd: 3758
  15. Ahhhhh Good man. You have a good choice of English team
  16. Idea from Dornoch Caley - dont make triple posts DornochJAGGIE
  17. Ohhhh The county are *****! Ohhhh The county are *****!
  18. So because he has played ***** but theres a chance he might play well we keep playing him? That doesnt work. Everytime McBain has came on he has done better than Eagle. So the logical thing is to start McBain. IF it doesnt work, fine.
  19. Sorry, i just realised you posted this. Well it depends on how many from the school are on the bus. If there are enough free spaces then i think you should be alowed on. But when i asked, the Rector said the kids at the school take priority. But yeah, if there are enough seats then you can come on with whoever you want to take. I will let you know in advance if there are free seats. It is currently ?2 return as we are only using the mini-bus.
  20. I would play almost the same...But i would move McBain instead of Eagle.
  21. We dont even get highlights of the games! let alone him! Welcome to the forum mate. Good to see the ICT love is spreading :P
  22. I cant belive they got him. What a buy at a real good price. Bargin!
  23. Chick Youngs a *****!
  24. The Yanks should get to feck.. It was the Scottish Goverments decision. Not theres. I am really proud of our goverment making this move. But i also think it was made with pressure from the British Goverment as i think possible secrets might have came out at his second appeal........
  25. If it was say 5 quid for EVERYONE then maybe you would get more people going to these games, but who is going to pay that for a game like this?
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