CaleyStag

Me too. I detest the media. If I were a footballer being hounded by press I'd have floored every single one of them that shoved a camera or microphone in my face. It's just the fact that it was Him who did it. Good for nothing cheating worm of a man. He deserves everything he gets.

Oh we're doing Labour as well now? In that case, Santiago Carling.

Volkswagen

Apologies if this has already been seen or discussed. Found an article on Sky Sports with information about season tickets for the 10/11 season. A 10% discount has been introduced for holders who bought tickets this season. Haven't seen anything on here or the OS about this so can only assume this hasn't been discussed yet. Again, sorry if it has. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11782_6164320,00.html

Short, fat, ugly, cheating, no good, Argie ****!!!

Ann Denbigh Espezel

Well I would laugh but I don't want to waste my breath as the air is thinner at altitude. The Dundee fans can have a good long laugh at themselves though, if they so wish. At least they can do so safe in the knowledge that we won't be able to hear them from all the way up here.

Not seen much of Camara since he left Southampton. Did well at St Mary's Stadium and could do well in a lesser SPL team.

I haven't the foggiest what you're talking about, but by the sound it, if I turned over, I'd hate it. :001:

Just thought, wouldn't it be awesome if we had an ex player called Juan Knight? Nearly as bad as when Man City wanted to re-name one End of their stadium after Colin Bell... I'd never heard that story until Russell Howard brought it up on Mock the Week a couple of years ago!

PMSL.........at your life.

Just thought, wouldn't it be awesome if we had an ex player called Juan Knight?

Haha! And Wayne Thomas, he could well be Rossco's long lost brother. Legend has it that he once kicked a horse on the chin. The descendants of that horse are known to this day as giraffes.

This club needs to broaden it's horizons.

Out of the 13 that are being released i only know that Olly Lancashire is a goalscorer but not sure on the rest, maybe SotonCaleyFan can help us out by telling us about these guys In regard to KP, i would be delighted to see us sign him as he is a goalscorer also and had a good spell in Scotland with St Johnstone. Gladly Olly Lancashire is a centre back, and a bit of a liabilty. Did ok on loan at Grimsby this season and scored a couple of goals, but my heart has been in my mouth every time he's been on the ball in the heart of the Saints defence. Chris Perry is a CB, but at 37 his legs have just about gone. Rumours that he'll stay at Southampton in a coaching role. Graeme Murty was brought in on a one year deal last summer and has been injured for about 3/4 of that time. Will probably retire in the summer. Wayne Thomas is yet another CB and a very good one. Strong, reliable, and built like a tank. Some say when he does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. And that he once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. Jon Otsemobor is a RB. Known as Semi, partly because 'Sem' is part of his name, but also because he doesn't really do much. Lloyd James can play at either RB or CM. He's a great prospect and a serious Saints fan so I was surprised he was released. Simon Gillett is a CM and the jury's out to be honest. He spent most of this season on loan to Doncaster and I personally don't rate him. Michael Poke is a young goalkeeper who spent the last year and a half on loan at Torquay. Always looked good when I've seen him play for Saints and Torquay. Think he was voted Torquay's player of the year this season. Jake Thomson can play anywhere across the midfield. Another youngster who didn't really play enough and went on loan to Torquay as well. Kayne McLaggon is a striker and I and many other Saints fans I know were very disappointed that he was released. Great prospect and an England under-19 player. Captained the under-18s. Spent last season on loan to non-league Eastbourne Borough. Jamie White is a....er.....I have no idea. Not even sure who he is to be honest. Tom Dunford. I honestly haven't the foggiest. I didn't even know he existed until this list was published by the club. Jack Boyle is, I think, a midfielder. Came from the Channel Islands and signed for Saints 2 years ago after impressing in a friendly between Saints and a Channel Island XI. Never saw enough of him to pass comment, but didn't particularly do anything wrong.

The whole of the P*mpey squad is up for sale for ?5.99

Because we've had a season worth laughing at haven't we? Scrap what I said in the first reply, Come On You Arabs!!

Barsteward!

He must not have grasped the sarcastic undertones of my message.

Agree. Good luck to them, I'm not really fussed either way, but they've done really well to get to the final. Imagine next season: Ross County v Manchester City, Europa League Final. On second thoughts...

Think I mentioned this in a previous thread, but I would love to see a friendly against Southampton. It would be great to see both of my teams playing each other. I guess I'd hope for a score draw

................ it's almost inevitable that he'll be at ICT come the start of the season.

Actually, I'm thinking of just cancelling my facebook account. I can't get across in words how terrible facebook has become. It's ridiculous.

Your and You're are not the same thing. Regardless of this grammatical error and your apparent ignorance towards it, I have joined the group. :P Excellent reason to start a facebook group though.

It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thus adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly.