Gringo

And here's another one... Slang Dictionary

Setanta GTF.... :001: :crazy07:

According to the Arbroath web site the match is on Tuesday 28th with a k.o time of 1945.

A young Customs & Excise officer was on a training stint at a main airport. The trainer,an old hand was showing off a bit & pulling over all the young female passengers & ordering them to open their cases. The young trainee noticed a guy struggling with an obviously heavy suitcase. He motioned this to the trainer who pulled the guy over for inspection. When the lid of the suitcase was flung back by the senior trainer he reeled back in surprise when he saw the case was full to the brim with s""t. Ah he said out loud , an ideal place for smuggling diamonds. He rolled up his sleeves & proceeded to sift through the contents. He thought he was onto something but on closer examination he found it to be an undigested peanut. Nothing was found & after cleaning himself up he asked the guy where he got the contents. He replied. < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < I won it in a crap game :rotflmao:

I bet there wouldn't have been a problem had he signed for one of the OF :018: E Petition thingy.

BBC Quote "Inverness have always proved a tough nut to crack, particularly at home." Unquote.. Oh ye', since when?

Aye, me too.

Blimey, Grant Street park's changed a bit since I was up there last.... :004:

Suspended a 'free to enter' competition because of the 'pay to enter' phone in scandal's....yeh, that makes sense.... :024: :rolleyes02:

...especially if they are anywhere near to top of the SPL and challenging for the title... :023:

:rotflmao:

Well done on the win ICT. Now lets get down to the real stuff and sort them Gers out next week (They beat a strong looking Chelsea side 2-0 at Ipox today by the way)

Can you put the wee link box thingy back on please.... when you click the Insert Hyperlink icon it used to bring up a box to type (or paste) your link in to then another box to type you link name in - can you restore this please. Thank you ever so much... :-*

Is this the 'forgotten' tournament? When's the draw for the 1st round?? According to the fixture list the 1st round is supposed to be on 7/8 Aug - not a lot of time left for folk to make arrangements. (No change there then... :023:) :024: Edit: Seek and you will find - looks like our sites fixture list is all to ****!!! :023: 1st Round Draw has been made.... Dundee v Ross County Raith Rovers v St Johnstone Peterhead v Cowdenbeath Forfar Athletic v East Fife Montrose v Stirling Albion Elgin City v Brechin City Arbroath v Alloa Athletic Clyde v Queen of the South Hamilton Academicals v Ayr United Queen's Park v Stranraer Morton v Livingston East Stirlingshire v Dumbarton Albion Rovers v Berwick Rangers Stenhousemuir v Airdrie United Byes - Dunfermline, Partick Ties to be played 14-15 August :029: :029:

'Zero' that

of MacDonalds :015:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

with dogs

Unfortunately Tug nobody on these shores is strong enough to come out with such a statement.

thick as

Ruddy kids...always trying it on eh! :015:

Want to find out where your mate/partner is? Check out the mobile phone tracker system which uses GPS. Their mobile phone has to be turned on though for it to work....give it a go. Mobile Tracker

extra~strong condoms

They'll always be number one in our house.... Intersting web-site mind.