Alphabet spells out the ailments
A is for apple, and
B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float.
Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more real?istic
Instead...
A is for arthritis;
B is the bad back,
C is the chest pains, per?haps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line.
F is for fissures and fluid re?tention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure -I'd rather it low;
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory; I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low,
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow.
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new.
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for tinnitus; there's bells in my ears.
U is for urinary; big trou?bles with flow;
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy" you know.
W is for worry, now what's going round?
X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still have in my mind.
I've survived all the symp?toms, my body's deployed, and I?ve kept 26 "doctors" Fully employed
(Author unknown)