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Kind of shows it doesn't really matter how fit you are, if the ol' ticker doesn't want to play then it's game over. A sad loss to the world of football et al.

The first game in Airdrie (2-2) was my first ever Caley match, almost won it too had it not been for a 94th min equalizer! I didn't frequent the Howden End very often so my memories won't be as strong as other hardened Caley boys. I do recall the banter being very good mind.

Probably scrape a thousand or so.

A chinese resaurant proprietor paced up & down the pavement outside his establishment calling out to the passers-by "Special today plawns & flied lice (apologies to our Chinese friends) The Greek Pizza Parlour next door had a similar tipster calling out the days "speciallity" He turned the the chinese man saying "Learna to speaka da Qeen'sa hinglish you stupida mana". The chinese man had two weeks of intensive lessons before his next session on the pavement. "Special today, prawns & fried rice" he called out in perfect Queen's English. He turned to the Greek & said < < < < < < < < < < < < "How about that you Gleek plick"

Alphabet spells out the ailments A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float. Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more real?istic Instead... A is for arthritis; B is the bad back, C is the chest pains, per?haps car-d-iac? D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line. F is for fissures and fluid re?tention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. H is high blood pressure -I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory; I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low, O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow. P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new. Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R for reflux, one meal turns to two. S for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T for tinnitus; there's bells in my ears. U is for urinary; big trou?bles with flow; V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy" you know. W is for worry, now what's going round? X is for X-ray, and what might be found. Y is another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest that I still have in my mind. I've survived all the symp?toms, my body's deployed, and I?ve kept 26 "doctors" Fully employed (Author unknown)

What like are the roads and have you checked to see if the ferry is running? :driving01: :rotflmao: :blah01:

:clapping03: :clapping03: :clapping03: Come ICT fans - lets do it!

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Don't suppose you're coming via Coventry are you...I'll pay double, 'onest.. :004: :001:

Did anyone check the lens cap? :001:

Jeez Clacher H2...it was only posted for relief from all this pro/anti Brewster stuff that's hit the message board and was done with loads of those :tic01: doodah's. And there's not a lot wrong with Dumfries and Perth...erm...ok, I'll give you Cumbernauld and Greenock :001: I've never been to Hamilton so can't comment. (Blimey, Hamilton eh, I could that ground in my book... :023:)

Oh no it isn't.... :015: :001: :004: :blah01:

Not from Coventry 0 it isn't (Cov 0 eh...they're top of the piggin' league at the mo' and that will never do) half the piggin' railway down here will be shut for enineerings works so getting north will be a mare (and getting back). It'll cost me nowt to travel by rail and I don't need to book in advance.. :blah01:

I'd have to come 'up' the road.... :001: Might be able to make this un subject to a decent train service there n back.

A Doddy day....now that sounds great....what about the Diddy men? :crazy07:

Not giving up Buckett...will always be ICT through thick and thin....good times, bad times (there's a song there somewhere eh TM4TJ :004:) We've had the ten year rise...now for the fall....it happens to all teams, well almost all (Look at Leeds...second thoughts maybe best not) It's just that I'm kinda missing the the ol' SFL, trouble free, stress free, bigot free, life... :023:

Life in the SFL eh... No OF bigotry. No sitting in the 'home' end at TCS next to an OF supporter. Cheaper to watch. No fixtures being moved for TV. Pay at the gate. Better, more exciting, league. No stupid split. A whole season's fixture list (ideal for Highland March planning!!!) Better banter on the away days. :tic01: :tic01: :tic01: :tic01: :tic01: :tic01: :tic01: :tic01: :tic01: :tic01: :024: :023:

Started with British Rail as Junior Railman in June 1972 and earned ?8 in my first week. Gaffer said try the job for a week and I'll come back and see how you're getting on and whether you'd like stay.....I've been waiting for him now for 35 years - he's not coming back is he? :009: :009:

Might have to loose a few inches off the waist - can only get my thumbs in my troos.

Can't be ersed mate, got enough sh1te of my own without trawling through all that lot. Long live ICT... :004:

"Where the feck is Inverness? "

Do they really think we could hang on to a manager for two years.....? :rotflmao:

As if they were going to punish them in the first place.....how predictable. :33:

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Hello, I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to, Hello... :sillywave: :sillywave: