Gringo

These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon. While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went. Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky 'egg'lige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body. Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing. He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!"

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Crunchy~Nut Cornflakes

Quite Finmack....what is more important, securing your job or getting a feckin suntan? Yes, I agree I wouldn't want to be contacted by my work either whilst on my holiday but if my livelihood depended on it then it's a different story.

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Congratulations from all at Gringo Towers. :baby01:

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Young girl asks her father where poo comes from. Somewhat taken aback by this question the father replies... "Well,you know that meal we just had?" "Yes." says the young girl. "Well,all the good bits are kept in the body to give you energy & the bad bits come out & that's what's called poo." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Surprised the little girl say...... "And TIGGER??"

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weird Chorley

..and here's another.. BBC article

Dargs to the Arabs?? No chance

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I'm on Bebo and I'm a Grandad... :015: Think you'll find me under the name of Gringo Peeg or something like that!

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I'm sure Wick would be delighted with a trip to Stranraer... :001: Sounds like a good move by the SFA, in theory, and a good opportunity for the wee teams to progress further in the comp'. I take it that's the end of the Qualifying Cup as we know it.

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, , this is so bad, it's good) ........... a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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I just knew my arthritis was telling me something... :015: Thanks everyone, Granny and Grandad are now awaiting the opportunity to go and get pished.... :003: :003:

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