Gringo

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:019: :019: and I thought I was over it... :019: :019:

You can't image what images that thought brings to your eyes.....

Parisians who

and farting. Large frogs

Fecksakes....this award is becoming a laughing stock. Oh well, at least it gives them all a free night out on the pish eh!

Sorry RiG, I just can't find any good things about Saturday. Worked the 12 hr night shift, didn't win on the footy coupon (again) and they picked out the wrong lotto numbers.....oh yes, and my team lost 3-1... :019:

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong ***** out the window."

especially pussies

amongst residents

Deep joy.... :015: :015: :015: :016:

caravans and

I take it you've also purchased, for yourself, a pair of the 'top of the range' Nike running shoes....? :015: :015:

over excited

shop. Dingwall was

covered in

I hate it when players start gobbing off to the press - it leaves a feeling of unrest in the ranks (maybe there are?) On Saturday's evidence none of the forwards were getting a good enough service from the rest of the team to put them in that goalscoring situation. The training really needs to concentrate on the passing game because, quite frankly, we are a shite at that side of the game. I thought Darg's did quite well with what he was supplied with on Saturday.

...that's the 'crowd' at East Fife on Saturday....and they're top of the table....WTF? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/s...v_1/6200232.stm

Might as well make it a noon kick-off then and save a few shillings on the 'lectric meter... :004:

Oooh feck it! :019: :019:

and dangling

Nice to have met Saturday JB.... left leg

I don't agre with any of you - I agree with Naelifts :001:

fishnets and

awkwardly on