An update on Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster:

In the Sun, young Aberdeen striker Michael Paton told of his brush with a "Mann-eater" while being sent on loan to Brechin City to toughen up.

"The Second Division is full of big guys like (Peterhead's] Bobby (Mann] who want to trample all over you. I actually think Bobby tried to eat my leg in one game," insisted Paton.

Makes a change from pies for Bobby.

Well, it must be hard for him to go 45 minutes without eating so you've got to sympathise. He'd get booked if he left the field of play to go to the pie stall.

If there was ever to be a vote on the best topic title of the year, this would be my choice...

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Aye, brilliant topic.................class act Bobby.

Seriously, from his showing in Barry Wilson's testimonial against Liverpool Childrens XI

Bobby Mann was the most talented player to grace Caley Park in the whole of last season.

I'd be proud to have him eat my leg.

(Paul Richie was the second best)

I'd let him eat my son, he mans a legend!!

Seriously, from his showing in Barry Wilson's testimonial against Liverpool Childrens XI

Bobby Mann was the most talented player to grace Caley Park in the whole of last season.

I'd be proud to have him eat my leg.

(Paul Richie was the second best)

I was surprised Liverpool didn't try and sign him after that game!