A replacement for Toby perhaps?

 

 

Is "Doncaster United" even a team?

Might be worth a punt, after all he can "do all types of the goals."

Nah. Gary may have been an option in the past but he's over the hill now.

The voicemail message is in an Irish accent and says:

 

“Greetings and salutations, you have reached the voicemail of Gary Goals. I’m not able to take your call right now because I’m either playing a match, out with a lady or hitting the gym hard. If you would like me to play in your game leave your name, where said match will be taking place, the colour of the clothes and the quality of all the people playing the football game. I am a top class striker with a proven track record scoring goals for teams all over Ireland and all over Europe - especially Ireland.”

 

I reckon it's Curtis Allen.

 

Dave Allen more like...trust his scissors kick is better than his scissors technique...

I wonder if this is how Gary O'connor got his trial with Morton?

The voicemail message is in an Irish accent and says:

“Greetings and salutations, you have reached the voicemail of Gary Goals. I’m not able to take your call right now because I’m either playing a match, out with a lady or hitting the gym hard. If you would like me to play in your game leave your name, where said match will be taking place, the colour of the clothes and the quality of all the people playing the football game. I am a top class striker with a proven track record scoring goals for teams all over Ireland and all over Europe - especially Ireland.”

I reckon it's Curtis Allen.

That's probably cost you €2.50 with 50c going to Gary Goals Ltd ;-)

He lives in Hackney London and is prepared to travel all over the country so long as the distance is no more than two miles