Flora MacDonald looks naked without an I.C.T scarf or flag being draped around her fine neck. 

There's an old highland saying....

 

"The Sneck will win on the national stage

when Flora adorns a scarf

The colours they must be blue and red

Who is up for a larf?"

If naked then oor Flora is 

The scarf you must put on her

Whitever wid the people think

if someone taked her honour.

 

Ye then can go to Glesga toon

and watch the Caley win

Safely in the knowledge that

oor Flora didnae sin.

I'm on the way to Glasgow toon

So Flora's neck's still bare

It's up to Sneckers still aroon

To mak sure the scarf lies there.

Get that scarf on girl!

I've always thought this poor woman has had a hell of a life. Standing there freezing since 1746 getting constantly shat on by seagulls on her head.

Ah Charles but the seagulls may have come up from Westminster.                        They have a tendency there to do the dirty on all things Scottish when the mood takes them.

Hopefully Flora will be supporting the winning side this time.

D D you could always fauna to find out  

Said Flora in Inverness

I feel chilly around the breast

a fan up for a laugh

wrapped her in a scarf

cos our fans really are the best.