KingBeastie

I'm only 28 but my hangovers could kill a lesser mortal - they really are feckin brutal. :009:

There's quite a few of us in the midlands for our sins!

"1 minute 49 is fast"?? - feck me he's slipping. I watched the first 20 mins of the engerlund v rest of the world charity game on saturday and he got '66 in before kick off. I had to turn off after 20 mins I was gonna throw something at the screen - motson does my head in. :008:

Yeah maybe but I've 150 reasons not to give a hoot!! :016:

:015: :015: :015: A friend was telling me a friend of a friend (!) who during thier first year got the impression that the tutor just wasn't interested so when he handed in his coursework he just handed in a blank CD. He passed the module!

:015: :015: :015: Nice Mee! Nice!

:015: :015: :015: :015: :015: She should try final year Uni exams! :010: My last one was on Java Server Pages - I opened the exam read thru it and thought to myself - "I'll just leave now then shall I?!!" :009: :014: So glad they are done!

....ME!!!! :party02: :party02: :party02: I entered a fantasy footie league at work - just recieved the final table and I won!! 23 people entered at £10 a team so I get £150 (2nd gets £50 and 3rd gets £30) WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOO!! :party02: I've just been offered the Middlesbrough job!! :006: :010: COME ON!! Woo-Hoo!! Final table: HSD Fantasy Football League 2005/06 Final Standings Position Manager Team Name Total Points 1 Steve Shoogal McDougal's Allstars! 1,584 2 Alasdair Winchester City Tia Maria Drinkers 1,563 3 Neil Cows Bottom and Banjo 1,562 4 Rick Chelsea Chasers 1,464 5 Nicky Sharpe Shooters 1,455 6 Jonathan Club Foot Cosmos 1,444 7 Jake Macho, Macho Men! 1,442 8 Stuart Honestly United 1,428 9 Gary Huns of Glasgow 1873 1,417 10 Joanne League of Overpaid Gentlemen 1,413 - Carolyn All The Kings Men 1,413 12 Emily, Louise, Tracy Footballers Wives 1,405 13 Melanie Sham City 1,382 14 Alan Wengers Wangers 1,375 15 Dan For Fox Sake 1,319 16 Dominic Team C.I.U. Affiliated 1,266 17 Rob The Gimps 1,234 18 Viz Come and Have a Schmooze If You Think You're Hard Enough 1,148 19 Jamie Stumble and Fall 1,138 20 Bob Third Time Lucky 1,119 21 Barry Winning Beer 1,088 22 Debbie He's Got the Legs of a Salmon! 1,086 23 Katharine Oh Bugger! 874 The winning team: Shoogal McDougal's Allstars! Player Position Team Cost Points R Benitez Manager Liverpool £5.5m 183 J Jaaskelainen Goalkeeper Bolton £4.0m 151 O Mellberg Defender Aston Villa £3.5m 69 J Terry Defender Chelsea £8.5m 228 G Neville Defender Manchester Utd £5.0m 113 N Hunt Defender Bolton £3.5m 61 J Bullard Midfielder Wigan £2.0m 127 M Pedersen Midfielder Blackburn £3.0m 162 S Gerrard Midfielder Liverpool £7.0m 220 L McCulloch Midfielder Wigan £3.0m 91 J Beattie Striker Everton £3.5m 114 A Shearer Striker Newcastle £6.0m 135 Total 1,584 Transfer Player Out Sean Davis Midfielder Tottenham £2.5m 11 Player In J Bullard Midfielder Wigan £2.0m 81 Previous Total 1,441 :party02: :party02: :party02: :party02: :party02: :party02: :party02: :party02: :party02:

I'm confused?

More like Huey Louie and Dewey

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Jnr this site is predominantly frequented by fans of a Scottish league team based in (shock horror) the Highlands of..... wait for it now.... Scotland. What feckin reaction did you expect from the majority of people who use this site? If you expected most people to cheer on engerlund then you've a lot to learn about how engerlund are percieved by fans of the majority of countries - not just the Scots. You're beggining to sound like a Jehovah's witness or some other sort of irritating preacher who seems to think we should all share thier views and we are wrong if we don't. It's getting tiresome. I suggest if you want to bang on about how great engerlund are at football then find a forum more suitable. As an aside I used to be a follower of Leicester City and used to go to games when I first moved down here until I experienced english football supporters first hand now I care not a jot for them - I wonder how much your view will change when you have the pleasure?

Short man syndrome. :006: :fighting03:

Nice of you - I'll have a pint!

2, sometimes 3 cold tins of diet coke (must be diet) and pickled onion monster munch (about 4 bags) works for me

:015: :015: :015: :015: :015: she uses more razors than me!

As much as I don't dislike Leicester there is a chipper just around the corner from where I stay and it is probably the best one I have ever been in the fish are HUGE - I never had one I can fit on a plate, when me and my uncle go we get one portion of chips between us (and we can eat a lot!!) and it is always more than enough. On a Friday evening it always queued out the door for hours. In fact I was there last night!! :005:

:015: :015: :015: We'll be rich I telll thee!

:015: :015: :015: :015: :015: He never married smurfette!!

"It's mi snatch" :015: :015: :015:

ha ha! Apparently with the divorce money she wants to buy a plane. Guess she wants to be able to shave both her legs.

Ha ha Nice! I got banned form B&Q last week, some t*@t in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in.

Yeah but even still compared to Ken he was a studmuffin! I reckon Ken wanted a bit of Action Man as well :010:

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Yer nowt but a troublemaker Laura! Hope the Hibbees do well in the Intertoto instead Gerx13