KingBeastie

GO NOW OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME :moon04:

YOU DON'T FRIGHTEN US TANGERINE PEEG DOGS GO AND BOIL YOUR BOTTOMS YOU SONS OF A SILLY PERSON, YOU'RE MOTHER WAS HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES YOU CHEESSY SECOND HAND ELECTRIC DONKEY BOTTOM BITERS, I BLOW MY NOSE AT YOU, YOU FEELTHY ARAB K-NNNNNNNNNN-IG-HITS.... :moon06:

Why did you give pubes a capital?

How many feckin cars have you got?

poke his feckin eyes out Charlie!

A lovely little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

:015: :015: I am so taking the mickey out of you next time we're out! :016:

About 8 places down from coventry nil!

A south african gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident. "Now I'm buqqered" he says "Who'd want a one legged gold digger?" "ME!!" shouts Paul McCartney.

It's a biscuit.

He's taken to writting poetry. Here's a sample: "We lay by the moonlight river bank my hands were all a-quiver I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river"

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You think Bingham left playing in the SPL with ICT cos he relished the challenge of the third division?? Sure they haven't broke the bank with transfers but the wages and bonuses that Gretna pay far outweigh what other teams in the 2nd and 3rd can afford.

I can see gretna buying thier way thru the 1st division as they have the 2nd and 3rd. If they aren't doing too well at Christmas they'll just spend more money in the January transfer window. :006:

5. Maurice Gibb :010: 3. The Belle(?) of Belfast City :014: 1. Jabba the Hutt's sister :007:

2 down 2 to go!

Happy Birthday mate!! Ready??..... Leeeeeaaaaaan forward, lean backward...... :015: :016:

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Go on...... Do it!!! I feckin would!! :004: :001:

Oh my indeed!! You can't take those little b@5****s anywhere!

Ye canna beat a bit o' Bert Kaempfert's Swinging Safari!!

It will be a shame to see these two leave the Scottish game. Butcher when he first started I thought would last a few months with the dire financial predicament Motherwell were in but the big man fairly proved me wrong! Not only that but he has given us much praise over the years and conducted himself with dignity and earned respect from all in the game (including opposition fans). He has also nurtured some great young talent into the game and done very well at 'well, guiding them through a very difficult time. I'll be sorry to see him leave the Scottish game, all the best to him. Mowbray at Hibs too has done a great job building a young team that play with style and little fear and also comes across as a gentleman. Again I'll be sorry if he does go down south. I wish them both all the best and thank them for the positive contribution they've made to our game.

Cheers Big D - you saved me from writting it!! :021:

Links with Celtic?? I'm aware of the connection with the blades but celtic?? Have I missed something?

Indeed best of luck to you - you're certainly due a bit of it!