KingBeastie

Hahahahahahahahahaha!! What a line!

I think he was on loan at Southampton most of last season

Rangers have finally signed Steve Davis. He is to give snooker lessons every Tuesday and Wednesday while Celtic play in the champions league.

hmmmm... I see what you did there!

There are no ICT players in the squad for a good reason.

Is it just me or would anyone else like to slap the jumped up wee ****?

Just got an email fron the SFA. Doesn't seem a very strong squad to me. Goalkeepers Craig Gordon (Sunderland) David Marshall (Norwich City) Allan McGregor (Rangers) Defenders Darren Barr (Falkirk) Christophe Berra (Heart of Midlothian) Gary Caldwell (Celtic) Callum Davidson (Preston North End) Stephen McManus (Celtic) Kevin McNaughton (Cardiff City) Gary Naysmith (Sheffield United) Steven Whittaker (Rangers) Midfielders Scott Brown (Celtic) Kris Commons (Derby County) Darren Fletcher (Manchester United) Paul Hartley (Celtic) James Morrison (West Bromwich Albion) Gavin Rae (Cardiff City) Barry Robson (Celtic) Kevin Thomson (Rangers) Forwards Kris Boyd (Rangers) David Clarkson (Motherwell) Steven Fletcher (Hibernian) James McFadden (Birmingham City) Kenny Miller (Rangers)

Has Walter Smith got your phone number? You weren't in dungdee untied's defence last night were you?

Don't remember Ryan Esson's stunning double save very near the end of the match to grind out the draw for the dons? Or how about anyone you really don't like very much!

CREDIT CRUNCH UPDATE: Riot police all over Europe are fearing for their jobs this coming football season after rangers were knocked out of European competition this week. There were riots in Glasgow & Kaunas last night… The Big Screens were working. What’s the difference between Rangers and an arsonist? An arsonist wouldn’t waste two matches.

I think I'd rather watch coronation street or eastenders than the olympics (and thats saying something). I would rather support ross c*unty than any GB football team.

I fear the worst this season. But maybe being favourites to go down will help us work together better. There didn't seem to be a lot of togetherness last season.

Nah - the late fees would leave them no money for murray mints and barley sugars. :014:

I was thinking about getting a capped rate and would do so but i bought my own flat just over a year ago and it was an old couple who lived there previously. My gas and electricity bills were pretty high and increased over the winter. Near the start of the year someone read my meters. My next gas bill was the princely sum of around ?3.62 and my electricity bill was about ?152 in credit!! Seems the old couple must've used a lot more gas and electricity than I do! If I didn't have the money in credit I'd move to a different company and cap it. Maybe I can cap it with the same company?

All the other companies will up thier prices within the next month or so.

It says THe van is surely a mode of transport - not his place of work. He is a painter and decorator - not something you do inside a van. (well not more than once anyway)

Elvis isn't dead.

I agree. Butternut Squash anyone? :023: :010:

Im pretty sure that Liam Buchannan joined Partick not Hamilton

:015: :015: :015: :015: :015: Ahh - remember it well TM4TJ (well the game that is! And singing "I'd rather have a pint than a point" after the game too!) I can never spell nessacary/neccasary too. Ah well no fear!

I had a haircut. :016:

TM4TJ I don't think Absent Friend is a negative minded soul and wouldn't have posted this to start a lets be negative / have a go at Brew's weaknesses - thread. It just seems to be the way (almost) every single thread on here has gone over the past few months. The majority criticise brewster, Alex constantly tries to be (IMO overly) optimistic, Caley D has a continual go at the board/directors, IHE knows best, you tell people to stop whinning and Reedee15 spells everything wrong and puts two exclamation marks at the end of every sentence!! I believe that this is all down to the fact that a large majority of the support never wanted brewster back at the club (most for football related reasons, some for the way he walked out previously, some for both) and the fact that the club don't seem to be running themselves as professionaly as many feel they should. I've voiced my opinions on these matters more than once before on this board and will refrain from doing so again. For what its worth many threads are (IMO) tiresome as they all seem to end up in the above pattern eventually but I feel that this is down to the fact that all of the supporters on these boards care about their football club and are concerned about the coming season and feel that their view/opinion counts for nothing. Football fans are passionate creatures. (I'm sure there is a point in there somewhere but I'd better get back to work!) :sillywave: :016:

Doncastor??? WTF??? :010: :029:

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Definatly don't agree with you on that one Connie, Mike may have his faults but I really don't think this is one of them. If anything he's not big and bulky enough. Anyway some compettition for the #1 shirt is definatly welcome.