The Mantis

Did I ever let you down Foggy? And I never made you listen to Pavlov's Mutt either :015:

The Hearts game for me (closely followed by the Ayr game), but obviously I'll vote as expected :015:

He's the one who sent Juanjo off, right?

14/5/75 Caley 2-3 Hearts (R. Neild, Wood) 3/8/83 Caley 2-0 Hearts (Lisle, Baxter) 29/9/87 Caley 3-4 Hearts (Polworth 2, Hercher). John Docherty testimonial.

:015: :015: :015: :015: :015: Gringo Mary had a little lamb She also had a bear I've often seen her little lamb I've never seen her bear.

I widnae ken if they did :015: :015: :015: :015:

I got the wife a new bag and belt for Valentine's day. The Dyson works a feckin treat now.

Is that like a sort of safari? Leave your hubcaps at home and all that?

They put us in the main stand last year (1-0 Dargo). Can't understand why they opened the other one for us this season.

What an excuse for me to drag out that poem again about the block poodeen sapper .... :023:

Mary had a little lamb It wouldn't stop its gruntin She took it down the garden path and kicked... :018: :018: :018: that's quite enough of that young man!

Ernie. He drove the fastest milk cart in the West.

Lucky you got ANY tickets. I'm still trying to get through on the phone. Haven't managed to speak to a human being yet. EDIT*** Well they did get back to me eventually so I'm sorted :022: Apparently the phone system was down.

Ah that reminds me of the old days- listen to those knowledgeable Clyde fans- what a jolly bunch they are :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

Bad news Buff. Yngwie got the brewer's droop yesterday :015: :015: :015:

Just back in the hoose after we bevvied our way around Auld Reekie avoiding the Welsh everywhere. Lucky we're safe from the drop as we've got nobody to score goals except the midfield. The game was heading for 0-0, possibly the worst game of the season. If we had Dargs/Denzil instead of Bayners/Rory it might have been about 3-0 as the Jams were there for the taking. Instead we got the long ball rubbish for the whole second half which Hearts dominated without really looking dangerous, after we dominated the first. Possibly **** was at fault for the goal but I'd need to see it again. I think I deserve a medal for my spelling considering how much bevvy I've had.

I even changed from normal to optimist but it made no difference :009:

Saturday, September 16, 2034. Feck's sake Gringers, how does a fat fecker like you get 3 years more than me :015: :015: :015: :015: :015:

Aye hang in there Bob, hope you've got a bet on the ICT tomorrow to cheer you up. It's not true about glowing in the dark is it

You wouldn't dare say that to Mrs Y.

I think you're confusing him with the moon Alex.

:015: :015: Walked right into that one....

It was the diddy opposition obviously. More ICT turned out against Ayr and P*rt*ck last season. BNP, you'll be hoping we turn over the tims anyway :004:

I got a text at Firhill in the replay. It was The Fly saying he'd just seen me on Sky freezing my bollox off.

Interesting that Craig Beattie was interviewed on santa before the game last week and he gave all the usual cliches, 'it's always hard going to Inverness, first there's all the travelling, the tight pitch, blah blah blah. Eh?