CaleyJulz

[move][glow=red,2,300]Its cool sis wonder how many people like this little one .[/glow][/move]

[move][glow=red,2,300]I was drunk that night i fell i was trying type on here turned round to talk to my friend and also tried to pick up drink and somehow over balanced .!!!! oh and broke pc seat grrrrrrrr :( ohhh and i never spilt one drop of my drink how good am i !!![/glow][/move]

[move][glow=red,2,300]God knows sis bit i think i like this will be hard to read drunk its bad enough trying to read posts drunk with out this moving i will end up trying to follow words and fall of ma seat .!![/glow][/move]

[move][glow=red,2,300]Thats well funny !![/glow][/move]

[move]ohhhhh thas an awfully nice tartan if i say so myself[/move]

[move]OHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT THIS FANCY MOVING TEXT [/move]

Am i ever gonna win >:( >:( >:(

LOL on the subjuect of road nags i just got this email While I was driving down the A720 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk asked: "Runway too short?? To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher" The copper was surprised and confused. "A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot ar s ehole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..." Speeding ticket: £105.00 Penalty Points : 3 Court costs: £45 Look on copper's face: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy ...

Now now Rig i was only trying to say hi at the roundabout next time i will just give ya the finger lol !!!!!!!!!

yeah no probs rbcb

okies will play ya tomorrow if yer about rbcb

I need to come here more often i could learn lots and lots .

who do i still need to play with ????

Was gonna watch it tonight but was to busy doing bbq and having a nice cold smirnoff ice .

right iam never attempting to put together a bbq again just got a new one and it took me over an hour to put it together grrrrrrrrr thing nearly got thrown into neighbours garden a few swear worrds were used was just about together only to find 2 screws were missing how fecking annoying but me being me managed to get some of a lovely neighbour who saw how pissed off i was with the thing and finished it for me so women and diy crap like that do not mix next time i will just get someone to come do it fer me i think . :008: so now im away to have a drink and have some yummy food any one coming to ma bbq ohh i can cook !!!

Rig its ok i get it all the time !!!! i mean the little bendy can you do ......... jokes

Well granny being a bendy little thing has its advantages !!! but it also has its bad points grrrrrrrrrr like bad boys trying to ermmm get me into weird positions . !!!!

You all know lauraness and me ccc but can you guess the site users they are with in pics ??? poor blokes hope they dinnae need thearpy .!!!

Lol uncle gringo

Ermmm i was sober last night just very hungover and i mean very hungover but hey cant complain had a great night :021:

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." Tiger wouldn't do that." Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this **** hole."

Hey rig ive had a busy weekend to really busy infact was good to !!!

ermmmm no all i had to eat yesterday was some chips and a tiny bit pizza so think its cause i never ate.

Sis i feel like crap i been sick all afternoon :007: i really aint drinking fer a very very long time

I will read all this laters when i fell better one has a really bad case of smirnoff/ shots flu.