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maimie

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  1. you can still get them now feck off back to the nursery! :004:
  2. they should do the same with concert tickets too :018:
  3. there will be one there for her!
  4. Dearie Me - 22 years of age and supposed to be an ICT fan too! An out of the closet 'cousin' me thinks!
  5. Last heard the advance party was at Glenfarg north of Kinross to be followed hotly by the Auld Yin at Bankfoot - blisters and all but no sign of stopping yet.. :thumbsup:
  6. wasn't meaning you L_G but the likes of aim high!
  7. Don't think so though the Mackay may have done but he was a Dalneigh boy through and through. Rebel too! We'll just have to wait for the words of wisdom from the wise one
  8. no he tried but i suspect it was merely a publicity stunt as he was going to stand as a local councillor.... Jim not Sean!
  9. The Black Dougie? Robert Mackay?
  10. yea there's been a few crappy ones over the years Mantis!! and cowdenbeath get promoted too! dearie me
  11. Two nuns, Sister Senga and Sister Helen, from Glasgow are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. 'Aw naw!' shouts Sister Senga. 'Whit are we gonnae dae?' 'Turn the windae wipers oan. That will get rid of the abomination, says Sister Helen. Sister Senga switches them on, knocking Dracula about,but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. Whit ahm a' gonnae dae noo?' she shouts. 'Switch on the windae washirs. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,' says Sister Helen. Sister Senga turns on the windae washirs. Dracula screams as the waterburns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. 'It did'nae wurk, whit'll a dae?' shouts Sister Senga. 'Show him your cross,' says Sister Helen. 'Aye, that's whit tae dae,' says Sister Senga. She opens the window and shouts....... "Get the f**k aff the f**kin' car ya wee b*st**d"
  12. loads but i don't have them! my friend's dad was in the Albert at one time and she has memories of being brought up there. she's also been trying to gather photos of what it was like at that time too
  13. I agree CD and how can you subscribe if you don't have Sky? pay through the nose on freeview??
  14. i always knew you were daft! :roll:
  15. i always knew you were daft!! :roll:
  16. didnt hear of anything in aviemore in june? iam doing iron maiden in dec secc also,also seeing them 3 times in sweden+dublin this tour,and going to ragnarok festival in perth in nov also that's pretty dark Blackie
  17. so they'll be playing on Tuesdays at 10pm???
  18. There might also have been a problem with the 'open to all' bit here too as space was limited and if everyone that attended the game had wanted to go they would not have been able to. the Dee4life guys had said in the first instance that it would be open for Trust members only but given the few members who actually travel we asked could SC members be included and given the circumstances they said yes. i know where you are coming from CD but some things need to be for members - otherwise where's the incentive for folk to join. i don't see it as a closed shop and as a member of the Trust and a board member i try to encourage folk to join - not just so they can get into Dens for cheap drink before a game but to increase awareness in the Trust movement and its objectives.
  19. maybe - will it be fun?????????????
  20. not a sweet i know but... http://www.retrosweets.co.uk/bring_back_cremola_foam.shtm
  21. A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
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