IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Munlochy Arena or the Cullicudden Colliseum ?

Sutherland and Savage to bring Clach on board - or a ground share with County - 10,000 capacity at Holm Mills ??

Welcome to CaleyThistleOnline Andy M. It was all Dalneigh Caley's fault

The only ersehole on this thread is Andy M, presumably either a feckin Tink, a muppet or a Free Presbyterian sweetie rustler. And Dalneigh Caley - shame on you fer joining in As fer the reputed ET song - get tae feck Andy M - M fer Malicious - get yer facts rite and sort yer caravan and peg selling business out. And as fer the Sheils song it was "He's only got one eye" but at least he had a feckin brain.

Stag night Scotty - JOKE Wheres yon reputation button.

I am going to log off and book up the Travel Lodges fer this season - apart from the sojourns to the Govan Hilton - fer the remainder of the season. I reckon the young boys of the Sesh Army now make ICT one of the BEST - if not the smallest - supports in Scotland. We have a rare repetoire of songs and more and more appear to be joining the choirboy list - just call me Father John !! So join up fer the Caley Away club and here is one fer the Stattos - when was the last time we got beat away. I was at Dumbfarmlife just before Xmas and I reckon we have played 11 away league games, scored 25 and lost 4 - undefeated.

Nice avatar - TB looks absolutely delighted to be in the presence of the immortal one. That is the dream team - Tel and Mo can run the football side - I could be the Sneckie Barry Fry - and my best friend Andy could provide the finances and Johndos under the North Stand. But all penises from Dungdee are barred.

OK peeple - lets come down to earth. Beating Hamilton on Saturday is as big a challenge as they come. I would take 1-0 rite now.

Bottle that feeling an put it in an anti depressant formula and the world would be saved.

Feckin great report Mary and spot on - I have to eat a bit of humble pie and say that Eric was immense yeterday - he has clearly been in the gym and toughened up. I also thought Proctor played well too and aint a lightweight central defender any more. But what about Gillet - quietly went about his business. And Russels goal was like but bettered the strike by McBain when we beat Gretna 4-0 at Fir Park. That was like watching a Pele team that could defend. Oh Mary I got restored and left of my own accord as well - after (believe it or not) sitting in silence for the pen and the Esson "wonder save".

I could see it perfectly from just behind the goals. Thankfully it persuaded me to leave as I pulled back from standing up and clapping. Esson would be in the squad if he was still playing fer the Dons - and what about Mark Brown ??!!

They wouldnt let me put up my flag when we were in the SPL last - two reasons - the first was fair enuff as they stated that it was too big in one area as it could mack the advertising but they did then say that it could also interfere with the potential view of people sitting in the bottom tier. I wasnt actually swearing by myself - I was joining in a chant !! - but the ***** comment was a classic - But the other reason they gave me was that I was inciting people to stand up by singing "Stand up for the Caley Jags". The copper outside actually said that they were fed up with the stewards and said the words "It never happens to the Old Firm or Aberdeen". I was then actually invited to sit quietly in the stand behind the goals. I lasted two minutes and thought that the pub was a better offer. What is the point of complaining RIG - because they will just quote the rule book - Lets feckin face it standing at a game and singing being offences is a joke and the stewards get their kicks out of picking on teams with smaller followings.

I wouldnt mind being whipped every now and again.

What the feck are you talking about ?!!

McNulty or Mann Crow or Mary Hill No chance of losing me but I will be going there a few times this season - They have even got a place fer me to put my flag - where it was at the friendly. The fat wee **** in the Cod suit got a bit shirty when I asked if I could try it on fer size. He was lucky that he didnt end up battered.

Feckin great day out - Greeted at the bar by the Millionaire Chairman Andy Pilley - He said that he spotted by "distinctive facade" a mile away and then met a few people who also appear to have met me before. The place is even more impressive when you are sober. Andy even stood behind the goals with the home support - attendance of 2813 with a noisy 500-600 from Luton. Fleetwood were outclassed really and it could have been a lot worse when the centreback Linwood got stupidly red carded after half an hour. Danny Hurst in goals (keeping out Scott Davies :irritated: ) had 3-4 great saves and he was abetted by the MOM - Stephen McNulty who is a Blobby Mann lookalike. Luton have some good players and I would certainly recommended the holding midfielder Keith Keane who strolled through the game in total command. Fleetwood couldnt handle the pace of the two black guys up front and the right winger Claude Gnakpa looks like one for the future whilst the great named centre forward Matthew Barnes-Homer was often too strong for Fleetwood in a Rooneyesque performance. Try to get a phottie of Danny Crow (Luton) who must be a Southern cousin of our own Mary Hill. Andy presented me with the flag, a free pint of Worthingtons and a couple of free tickets for a home game. With the trams now running I will be going on the train and on the lash for the next Fleetwood experience.

Thats me off to the seaside - my flag awaits me and so does Jims Bar.

Sunday ?A pedant is a person who is overly concerned with formalism and precision

Photo from the Inverness Royal Academy Prefects Room - circa 1968.

Mantis - most of the old Caley Crew, late 70's and early 80's will recall the days when we were just allowed to battle - especially at change over at half time - and in those days it was Caley, the Clach "Ferry" and the Staigo - but the former two combined at Hellgin but often the three of us went together to Dungwall and Scottish Cup games away - can remember running battles when Hellgin played a Scottish QF away - loved it Come on - gies yer tales - to the olde boys who were the old hoolies - some of us got called the Caley Animals - but that was by Sesh Army times - but the craic was far better than that before that

MacKenzie boy... you know perfectly well that back in 1970 I would have answered "Inverness Thistle" and then continued to set about your scrawny little ar$e with an Adidas Rom training shoe for being the most obnoxious little sh1t to which Inverness Royal Academy had ever opened its doors!!! :biggrin: Oh but going down the Lanes would have been a different thing.

Tufnell was passing the spliff around in the guest room - the three of them are all clearly brain damaged - it is a wonder they didnt say Inverness Thistle. It sounds a bit like Charlie Bannerman on Top of the Form.

Only in the memory cells. Feck me that was the best feckin marshmallow I have ever tasted.

But they are usually doped up, drunk or just glory hunters who shouldn't be supporting sellic Good job ya added glory hunters there

So next week we may be too weak to beat Week ? Weekouldnt think about that last week.