IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

If we beat Dumbfarmlife I am going to get pisshed - If we draw or lose I am going to get pisshed. If we win and Dundee draw or lose I am going to get Pisshder.

My posts were pure flippant sarcasm !!! Kath should simply ignore the whingeing of the minority and continue to deal with the peeple who use the Supporters bus on a regular basis. She simply organises the bus and rules are feckin rules. I have never evidently often needed to use the bus - and on any few occasions that I have been travelling from Sneck I have opted for any alternative - not becos i am barred or been told that I aint wanted but becos I made the choice for summat else as I like a few drinks on ma way to a game. And as fer **** it could mean babe or doll or love !!! To be blunt I feel that this has all got OTT -

Is there an offer on double voddies ? :)

All of Granty's family were seated in the corner which he ran to but he had his best game in yonks. Nice to see that we continue to agree with each other Hairy. Plus who was the wee bald no 9 - I thoughtn that he was the best Queenie. Love - IFA xx

In fairness to Kath I am probably a bigger **** than she is But the words "alcohol free" are not within my vocabulary - especially on a match day. :)

Cant believe that this hasnt been posted - shurely this is THE HOME game to attend - AND BE HEARD. I just have to break the bank to be in Section G for this one - get yer tonsils ready boys cos we are going to sing and sing and sing. :D

I presume that Andy is sitting in with the away fans - can he turn his neck and get a shot of the faithful !! Have to say that he has caught all the salient moves and chances in both matches. I wish that the Morton game had felt that long - it was more like Ben feckin hur when you had to endure it.

About half an hour after I have to leave Chorley !!!

Dumbfries aint as taxing as Hong Kong !!

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Note that we are bottom of the Disciplinary Record table and it is possible that our home points record may actually better our away tally this season. But ICT Away is as good as ever - P 17 W 9 D 6 L 2 F 28 A 12 pts 33 - Now that is impressive.

The G - Units were a hand me down from my son - they are my lucky boots And I am one proud young individual.

But Lady Kath is a ****

We come on the HMS Sneck We lie drunk on the deck From Inverness town we did roam Drinking all night Got into a fight Well I feel so broke up I want to go home So hoist up the Sneckie sail See how the mainsail sets Call for the Captain ashore Let me go home, let me go home I wanna go home, yeah yeah Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home The Sesh Army got got drunk And broke in the Cap'n's trunk The constable had to come and take them away Sheriff Barry Stone Why don't you leave me alone, yeah yeah Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home So hoist up the Sneckie's B's sail See how the mainsail sets Call for the Captain ashore Let me go home, let me go home I wanna go home, let me go home Why don't you let me go home (Hoist up the Sneckie's sail) Hoist up the Sneckie sial I feel so broke up I wanna go home Let me go home The poor cook he caught the fits And threw away all my grits And then he took and he ate up all of my corn Let me go home Why don't they let me go home This is the worst trip I've ever been on So hoist up the Sneckie's sail See how the mainsail sets Call for the Captain ashore Let me go home, let me go home I wanna go home, let me go home Why don't you let me go home

By agreeing we are taking the pissh.

Under 60's won by 400 pints to 336. Apparently extra time is still being played at the Elizebethan.

And ditto from me - but he still needs the weight training and needs to learn NOT to shirk out of challenges.

That would be my selection but I reckon that TB will play Stratford in front of McBain.

73' was a better vintage......................is there no some unfinished business "down by the harbour" ?? Are you referring to the fight or the prostitute ?

Round 2 - :P

Sign up Granty and Golly and we could be a docken leaf.

There is Kylie and Jason in Melbourne and of course Donald Fisher from Summer Bay - Some of my relatives also went there on holiday in the 1800's.

Pass the Black Bull on the way - get a feckin grip woman - a round of Jaffa shorts will be the order of the day in the Black Bull and then onwards to my mate Harry's - stock up on the fekin champagne Harry - my tipple is Pomagne 1977.

In some ways I felt very sad as the final whistle blew. The sight of Butcher and all the players swopping appraise with the fans sAId it all but I simply love Dumbfries and I love Palmerston and it is beginning to look as if it will not be on my travel Itineray next season. And strangely enuff I felt quite buoyed by the Tinkerville victory and it felt that the two of us could put HighLAnd football firmly back on the map again. Pre match it was like a meeting of feckin nations in the wee main Stand bar as Sneckites from Yorkshire, Brum, Coventry, Huddersfield and a newbie from Newcastle ALL bought me wee double voddies. :P As fer the game the nervousness of Tuesday nite was clearly evident and led to the Queens nicking a goal early doors. Palmerston has never really been a great hunting ground fer us and some worried frowns were there to be seen. But credit to the boys as the goal actually seemed to wake them up and spur them on and personally I felt that we were the far better side from there on. It would have been worse if it hadnt been for Rosscoe's goal line clearance just before the goal and Essons later positional sense. Their keeper Fox made two stunning saves - both from Eric I think - but we kept on plugging away and Foran and Rooney combined to bring us back level just before the break. Another example of the goal finishing prowess of Rooney. I felt that we dominated the second half. Munro perhaps should have scored although he evidently made up fer it later. But Lady Luck was also shining on us yesterday. Craig was taken off injured, it looked like Queens had taken the lead when Kean smashed in a diving header but was ruled offside. Talking to the Queenies afterwards they did concede that he was offside which it didnt look like that from the other end. The ref certainly got a bit cheesed off with the Queenie back chat and started giving most of the decisions to us. Even Russeldhino noticed and was keeping his gob shut !! I would have to say that Grantys' header was as good a headed goal as I have seen in some time - it didnt have smash in to the top corner - and he ran to his family afterwards and the ICT stand erupted. As far as I am concerned there was only one winner after that. And Lady Luck struck again when the ref handed Harris a straight red for what was quite clearly a yellow card offence - Johnny Hayes was going nowhere when he was albeit cynically chopped down. I though that Harris's attempt to make a meal of an injury to himself may have influenced the decision. I actually thought a few of the Queenies heads went down after that. The third goal was the relief maker and ecstasy producer. Foran, who had been stuggling with a leg injury, fired through a wonderful defence splitting ball and Rooney used up the very last of his energy cells ponced on it and cracked home yet another beauty - comparative with the Morton game. Cue feckin bedlam - even the feckin sweetie rustlers tucked away their Jelly Babies and joined in the final songs and the acclaims at the end. ESSON B) B) B) B) : Just you tell me who is a better keeper in the SFL - he is exuding confidence. PROCTOR B) B) B) B) far more assured than Morton - nice to see a defender trying to pass the feckin ball ROSSCOE B) B) B) B) B) Epitomised the ICT spirit - he was feckin awesome and had Sumo in his back pocket. What a goal line clearance as well. GRANTY B) B) B) B) B) Best game for a long long time. Still at the hoof but he dominated throughout and what a feckin header. GOLLY B) B) B) B) Does he get the opposition handfulls or wot - he stuck by his task however and stood his ground. HAYES B) B) B) Not his best game but he was clearly singled out by Queens and was "double teamed" by them every time he got the ball. Have to say that he faded again in the second half but at least had the guile and pace to get Harris sent off. DUNCAN / COX B) B) B) B) They are becoming one of the best defensive partnerships that I have witnessed for ICT. They never seem to get in each others way and seem to read each other intuitively. They simply bossed the midfield. FORAN B) B) B) B) He also had a quieter game than usual but then again he made two of the goals with his experience and footballing skills. Pity we scored so late as he needed hooking earlier as he was clearly carrying an injury from an off the ball foul. ERIC B) B) B) B) he will never be my cup of tea but it looks as if TB has decided that he is there to stay. He is lightweight, he cant defend and I dont think he does enuff to support Rooney BUT he looked a goal threat yesterday - how the goalie saved his strike - i do not know - and he set up foran for the cross fer the second goal. ROONEY B) B) B) B) B) B) Simply feckin immense - he ran his guts out yesterday and provided us with one of the best lone striker displays that one could ask fer. RESPECT BUTCHER B) B) B) B) B) Give him 4/5 for the game and an extra respect fer the way that he mustered the troops to acclaim the fans at the end. It was a more positive display than Morton - which albeit could have been becos of their early goal - but we looked to attack more than defend. I note that TB was dissapointed in the manner that we played - I wasnt - shure we could have played better but we have played worse and won as well. Job well done. We now need to rest the batteries fer another epic - but they looke like feckin Duracells to me. :D ICT SUPPORT - B) B) B) B) B) Who is that loud mouthed, fat, grey haired, balding git ? And what did ya think of my "faither" ?>?