IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Mrs IHE is going shopping.

Sean - many on that list were hounded out !!

So who is up fer another enjoyable away day with The Ayr Day Bunch. Cant wait to go to the toilet, breathe in the aroma, kick the corrugated stand and do the Conga. What watering hole are we aiming fer ?

If you dont agree with me or upset me I will simply move your post or give you a warning.

I would completely agree with this. Blaming the fans is, in my opinion a complete cop-out. It is called projecting the blame - the muppets have been doing it fer years - successfully.

oops - HUMOUR DISALLOWED.

Ane how many of those wanted to go ??

Should this not be moved to General Nonsense ??

So did the comedians who initiated the joke - but they are still around. Sarcasm rarely equates to amusement. It is often the only way to express the true feelings on this forum. And cue the exit button - as long as a mod dissaproves the whole thread can be dismissed. Humour bypass on caleythistleonline.

This thread just gets better and better - this is the true voice of the fans.

So did the comedians who initiated the joke - but they are still around. Sarcasm rarely equates to amusement. It is often the only way to express the true feelings on this forum.

As a good friend of mine once (or twenty times) said - they are interchangeable.

Hayes Fever ?

What's it about? Annoying erseholes and you were my greatest influence. Well that's not very nice. Who'll play me in the film?

You can now join in: Apparently a specially adapted video game is in manafacture and will be called Savage 2:A Tortured Soul in Sneck. I am led to believe that the advertising will be as follow. Savage 2: A Tortured Soul is a real life themed video game that combines elements of the first-person shooter, real-time strategy, and action role-playing game genres. It is the sequel to Savage: The Battle for Brewster and will be officially released on November 1, 2009. Players can choose between two factions: the Selfish Builder or the Scheming Businessman. The initial launch of Savage 2 features the Takeover game type. This game is won by humiliating the enemy's command center - which is based in a dump site. Each team elects one Director of Football and a manager - who view SPL promotion as the ultimate gain - that should build selections and tactics to support and strengthen the team. The other players of his team pick a muppet character - which can be changed later - and scout for enemies and resources, preferbly at some financial cost. The only real resource is Euros, which can be gathered from the sale of DVD's. These DVD's are vital for each team since they are the only way to build up the team and pay the upkeep. Another task of the commander is to build singing sections and friendly teams of stewards, these serve as an additional spawn point - besides the command center. Good positioning and protection of these structures is essential: a well placed sneak garrison can give a team a huge advantage. After the base is set up, the commander should give orders to his team members and use a wide array of buffs and debuffs.

I understand the winner from Romania has yet to receive his prize. Nor has the man from Latvia.

Sorry but this is a new initiative which should not be scorned at.

I am reliably informed that a certain Mr Alan Savage and an associated company are once again making representations of taking over ICT !!!!

The word "booby" comes to mind. The pure satisfaction of helping out ICT from afar - apparently we already have two satisfied winners from Romania and Latvia.

I am relaibly informed that the club are planning to run a competition for Overseas fans and Smiffy has asked me to leak some of the details. ENTRANTS MUST LIVE OUTSIDE OF THE UNITED KINGDOM - PREFERABLY THEY SHOULD HAVE A LIMITED KNOWLEDGE OF FOOTBALL - PREFERABLY CALL IT SOCCER OR FOOTIE - HAVE A REPUTABLE BACKGROUND AND BE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE EFFECTIVELY. If you satisfy these entrance specifications all you need to do is to send a DVD of a player you feel could play for ICT - to c/o Mike Smith at the TCS. The DVD should contain clips from at least 01/01/2007 and must be accompanied by a brief report - please limit this to the players strengths only. Please ensre that any player nominated does not have any reputable agent and/or legal representative acting on their behalf. The player can be assured that all decisions will be made on the information received and that there will be no medical examination rquired.

Feck me - be careful RIG - you may get targetted by the Stewards - and you may upset Mike Smith.

What would Pele do ?? ESSON TOKELY MUNRO GOLLY MCBAIN / DUNCAN IMRIE PROCTOR HAYES FORAN ROONEY SANCHEZ

Or away from home - playing Foran in the hole.

Excellent