IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

If we put to bed all the feck ups made by the shower of muppets we would be running the biggest feckin dormitory in the world. Typical pro muppet - it was a mistake - made by somebody else - lets put it down to experience and move on.

**** - I was trying to protect the identity - Now you will be over run with paparazzi, groupies and hoards of screaming females - is the offer of lodging still open.

What a feckin surprise :huh: And to all those who feckin doubted me - I am proved rite again - INEPTITUDE / AMATEURISM / MISMANAGEMENT. As I am evidently more in the know so lets be hypothetical - If this was you (a muppet that is) - would you not announce an ammount that looks paltry but is the actual pay out sum - but forgets to add the payment of legal fees both by the club and undoubtedly to Marius who has been advised by professionals. And there is still a 100,000 euro pay off to be negotiated - did that not go through a separate legal route ?!! But the muppets would never con us by paying the fee out of court and not to mention the legal fees for that as well. And - what have they offered Butcher - and how can thy ever consider sacking him before his contract was up. And did Butcher know the bottom line before today ? Savage stepped down cos he could see what was coming. And Good luck to Marius - if you sign a contract in good faith you expect it to be honoured.

I am proud to formally accept the role of Honorary Admiral to sail proudly on the little craft which will be launched in the memory of the HMS Sneck, in order to transport a specially selected crew to Perth on the morning of Sunday 22nd November 2009. We are also hopeful that the official launch ceremony will be performedl by one of the Muppets - but we will have to persuade him to dress up in a Champagne Bottle outfit and allow us to tie him to a rope and fire him at the poop deck from the other side of the Canal. The vessel will sail from the site of the Bothan Bar of the Muirtown Motel, traverse down past the glorious memories of the Howden End and will even pay homage to the Jeggies with a pick up point at the site of the old Kingsmills Park - which has wonderful memories for most of us - especially watching the Main Stand burn down. It is hoped that the crew members will consist of Internutters, the MOB, the BENI and the SESH - and the vessel will be met in Perth by former members of the HMS Sneck to form a Memorial Service in a local hostelry. The vessel will be built at the Galaxy Garage shipyards and as it is sponsored by the family of Sir Francis Chichester - it will be dubbed "GYPSY MOTH V". The fusilage will cunningly resemble a bus and its make will be classified as a Double Snecker Bus Model. All volunteers are reminded that this may be an epic voyage where we will face a lot of wind, turbulence, splashes on our trousers, high teas, Mexican waves - but extra rum rations will be available. To commemorate the occasion a Cup Final Song will be released by the Billy Nelson Band and the Innes Gospel Choir - and will be recorded in the world famous Man4TheJob Recording Studios in South Kessock. I have also gained permission to allow this forum to have a preview of the lyrics and this may still be No 1 at Xmas: Get on board! Get on board! Come and sail with the Double Sneckers Take a six pack for a journey, on our double Snecker Cup Final bus. Ring the bell (ding ding), Toot the horn (honk honk), When you ride with the Double Sneckers. Fun and laughter is what we're after, on our double(vodka), double(whisky), double(Stiffy) Snecker bus. More details in the near future.

Since the start of the 2007 - 2008 season - what have been the pros and cons of ICT - You are only allowed one comment per post and you cannot duplicate a previous support. The treatment of Denis Wyness. :angry:

Since the start of the 2007 - 2008 season - what have been the pros and cons of ICT - You are only ballowed one comment per post and you cannot duplicate a previous support. Some of the football that we were playing in 2007 when we had Black, Cowie and Rankin in midfield.

As I have alluded to before - we cant afford to sack him and he wont resign. Put two and two together. And who employed him ??

No - he met Malpas after that.

Lots of good points - this may sound twee but society has changed - some ersehole who doesnt like a certain word can create havoc - in the good old days of the Howden End we would have chucked the cnuts out to the side terraces. But the muppets ARE the issue - the fans dont help - the stewards dont help - the law doesnt help. To me a singing section is what a standing end used to be but reservd for peeple who wanted to sing, wanted to stand and were aware that foul language may be used.

I am reliably informed that FIFA are investigating reports that Terry Butcher used a packet of fake blood capsules to over emphasise a head injury sustained during a World Cup qualifying tie in Sweden in 1989.

We are all only human - passion and frustration is an explosive mix - who cast the first stone ?

I think this is an important point. From what i've seen of our home form this season, we haven't been playing badly but there has been a nervousness about our play which has resulted in some basic mistakes. This is entirely understandable. Most of the players are on one-year deals and their own futures are dependent on them having a good season. This is a heavy load for many of the young, inexperieced, previously rejected players that have come in. Hopefully the fall-out from yesterday's result will be an emphasis on longer term thinking from everyone. We aren't going to be promoted so we have to look at building a team for the future. Well I suppose my views are clear - as per CD if not stronger. I agree with Stan - but to build a team you need a reliable builder and an experienced site gaffer - any one know one ?

This thread appears to mirror the state of the club - All the supporters posting on here are projecting their anger on to each other - I think that we all share the same frustrations but have different ways of showing and verbalising them. As most will know I always head to Section G and even if I am an embarassing old **** I will stand up, start songs and join in. BUT I do not shout abuse at players and I support the team to the final whistle - I then vent my anger and air my opinions in the pub and on here. As far as I am concerned - that is a real fan. The idea of a Singing Section has been aired fer years and hasnt gone anywhere - that is simply ridiculous for a club like us - there is no problem in siting the Kiddie pen where it is - but the singing section should be to the right of the goals - leave the section free for singing season ticket holders and interested others. But then there has to be leeway by the stewards and they can be as provocative and antagonising as a sweetie rustler. But yet again - this is yet another notion that will not be made under the current regime. The muppets are even getting us at each others throats.

Good post - but there are quite a few other points that you can add to it - lets say Brewster, Barry wilson, Denis Wyness and Graeme Bayne fer starters.

The only way that the muppets could save face following their adherence of Brewster was to provide the fans with the "false hope" of a new Messiah to make it look as if it was a real fight to avoid SPL relegation and then appease all by stating that the intent was to go straight back up now. Well the bubble has burst in a bif fashion - Lets face it we do not have the financial clout to go back up - and ask yourselves - WHY ? - My answer is MISMANAGEMENT. I fer one do not think Butcher is up to the job but the problem lies deeper - going back to basics is fine but that should be across the board and not just in regard to the playing side. If this was a business we would be getting an Independent Tribunal in to look at the management - I bet that would be some report. Back to Basics but with an independent director of Football, a PR guru who knows hat they are doing and a manager who does not go along with the script.

How about a wee bit of a psychological look at this - we may be underestimating a rather clever ploy here !! Tel Boy is clearly cheesed off and is probably well aware that coming to ICT was a big mistake - he can make just as many spondoolachs elsewhere without the pressure. ICT was an opportunity to add to his personal profile - he can make umpteen excuses to walk away. But like Niculae he will want his financial pound (or pounds???) of flesh before he goes - undoubtedly looking to be sacked rather than walk out - he has to preserve his reputation. Shouting at the fans is a good way to increase the pressure on the muppets. He is clearly Brewsteresque if not considerably more affable and intelligent. But once again the muppets must be happy that the glare is on yet another sacpegoat - lets face it the management of this club ever since the summer prior to the disgraceful Charlie Christie debacle as been dire - an absolute disgrace. Our club has been run in a wholly amateurish manner - it has been one mistake after another - one poor judgement call after another - one PR farce or embarrassment after another. This was once a real close knit "family" type club - The management and the fans have been torn apart and a real rift has developed. Unfortunately I fear that the demise will continue and we will just have to endure more of the same - the muppets are too selfish and above criticism to accept some of the blame.

Will the term "Brewsteresque" be renamed "Butcheresque" in the near future - will an away support be showing their shoes to Tel Boy.

Absent minded :D

And you will have change from that. Yip a change of the name of cup holders - gawd there must be nothing worse than a soap dodging, in bred fifer who supports Dungdee. Born & bred Dundonian, bud. Just live in Fife. That was a rather defensive response bud - Dont blame you fer getting out of that dump and I am sure that the lure of the wild life in Fife was an attraction you couldnt pass by. I take it that your sisters live in Fife too.

Are you taking the pisss ??

The only feather coming out of Misspass is the one that was plucked out of his erse.

Feck me - the shorterse teacher appears with marking on page feckin 13 - shows that the Educattion standerds have follen over the years. I think that the spelling in my days was Euphemiaism.

Are you fecking thick or wot - Barry Wilson was the evil influence that made Brewster look bad - there was never room in the club fer the two of them - and the muppets backed Brewster and kicke the aging bad apple out to a team as far away as possible. BOO the balding ****.

Yip - wee Kenny was a chip off the old block. Where do I obtain the requisite ID ? **LINK REMOVED** Nah that site is rubbish, had a few of them taken off me a few years back :angry: Is that the first time that any **** has ever been censored fer taking the pish out of me ??? :022: 10% warning and on the wane - Thank god I didnt join in with the gypsyee thread

And you will have change from that. Yip a change of the name of cup holders - gawd there must be nothing worse than a soap dodging, in bred fifer who supports Dungdee.