IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

If he is a sensitive feckin guy - I appreciate his pre morbid personality - but he has no place in professional football if he is deluded enuff to believe that he is a sooperstar and that he is the player he was 5 years ago - SMELL THE FECKIN COFFEE - GET FECKIN REAL. I am getting behind him but he has to prove to me that he has got what it takes. I would rather watch goals on Setanta Sports rather than faded feckin videos. And before this runs into the negativity of previous Marius threads and for those of you that got pissed off with the previous threads - do you agree with this: Marius has evidently got himself a lot fitter - Marius has evidently got a bit of fight and pride about him - Marius is a class act - Marius has little to learn in regard to ball control, vision, the easy pass, the deft flick - the man is total feckin example and possibly not bettered in the SPL. Marius is seriously lacking in pace and movement - he should be feckin toiling on fitness and training exercises to take these deficits to a higher level - THAT IS WHAT THE COACHING STAFF SHOULD BE FECKIN DOING AS A PRIORITY - Whether he feckin likes it or not. Marius has been played in the manner which he has been accustomed to - he is probably on automatic pilot to play as a deeper "in the hole" type of player - well he may become that again but he feckin aint at the moment. And I have seen his left foot - If we get a right footed free kick - give it to Cowie -- on the left give it to Marius - if he skys a few - so feckin what - if he scores or comes close - WHOOPDEFECKINDOO. PLAY MARIUS CORRECTLY AND MARIUS WILL PAY BACK HIS WAGES. ** Please tell me if I am talking crap or does this make FOOTBALLING sense ? - And I would love to debate this with the man himself. Marius should be played like Real Madrid play Van Nistlerooy ( a bit of a luxury but effective ) - On the last man - looking for a break / chance in the 20-30 yard area. Marius should be looked at as the target man on the last defender with the likes of Wyness, Cowie, Black etc. bursting a gut (they can-he cant) to get on to the end of his intelligent flicks and lay offs. With extra training Marius should be able to turn and shoot and get into scoring positions himself. Marius can hold it up on the 18 yard box not 30-40 yards out. Lets play the Marius of today - to his and our strengths - Feck the Marius of yesteryear - he will always be admired - feckin bathe in it and SMELL THE FECKIN COFFEE.

Family reasons my feckin erse - more corporate / management excuses. This club is being MISMANAGED - Full feckin spot. :33: If Rankin went becos he was playing well and stepped up a ranking :001: I would not bicker. "It's team spirit which played a large part in getting us where we are today, and it doesn't matter how much discipline Brewster dishes out, or how many extra days Park comes in to work with the lads for additional training, if the current set-up is sapping our biggest asset (team spirit) then it needs to be put right, and it needs to be put right sooner rather than later." SPOT FECKIN ON - AND WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING SINCE THE START OF THE FECKIN SEASON.

Lets give the fecker a fair crack of the whip. Join the Campaign which pledges: 1. Marius Niculae MUST play against St Midden and MUST be given a concerted run in the team. 2. The coaching staff should be piling on short sprint and mobility exercises. 3. Mr Brewster has to play him on the last defender and utilise his strengths.

It is part of my Marius campaign - If we sign players who are slower and less mobile than he is it will boost his confidence.

Never a truer word said in jest.

The tea leaves never lie - Marius will score - that is not in doubt. Cometh the Hour - Cometh the Romanian. :001:

Well - it is "Marius will carrius into 2008" that has won in a feckin landslide. Time for me to put up the shutters on this thread and move on. My initial comments were wholly serious in nature but the Hibees game and the amount of other threads slagging off the likes of Rory, Fraser etc. got on my goat and I decided that Marius would get the longest thread - but Richie feckin Hart made that one **** of a quest - but I got there in the end. :001:

Bamba or Wilson from the Pars - Nish from Killie - and get in some squad players.

What the feck is happening at ICT ??

This is slightly embarrasing as it would appear that the master of the wind up has been well and truly wound up. :029: I have just received an email from yet another unknown poster called StevicosPA to inform me that the slogan thought to derive from Eastern Europe would be viewed as derrogatory if you focussed in on the Capital letters of the content - and I have to leave it to you all to look at the slogan in that respect. My phone and e-mails have been practically non-stop today but I have to confirm that entries close at 18.00 hours and I wil then sit down with Terry Wogan and Simon Cowell to make a final decision.

:011: to the author.

What is going on ? :024: Is there anybody on here who can tell me more about Romanian language, folklore and traditions ? I have just had an e-mail from a poster calling themselves St Ignatius. He says that Mediabucuresti is "Labagiu", that his slogan is derrogatory and "Nu face nici cit o b??in?" and his message to me is "Ma cac pe ochii tai" !! He then goes on to say that he is going to cut me up like a stuffed pig - "Let's eat the pig" - on 20/12/2007 if I use the slogan and he is going to use my "coaie" as walnuts and feed them to the "colindatori" on "Nosterea Domnului Isus" as they stand on the doorstep and sing: "To-night, great night, White flowers! The great night of Christmas, White flowers!" HELP - What have I done ? :crazy07:

Has this feckin thread been tampered with ?

Is the Eastern European one look OK as I just have this feeling that I have been conned ?

ALTOGETHER NOW: :music03: :music04: "He used to be a TINK but he's alright now"

:dancing01: :dancing01: :drinking09: :party01: :party02: My mission is completed - now to tie up the loose ends. I have a shortlist of three for the campaign slogan - May I request yer votes: Tin Can - "Support for the Romanian Reindeer by the Marius Merry Men" Yngwie (abridged) - "Marius can carrius into 2008 and beyond" Media Bucuresti - "Marius Niculae - Get Yerself Playing and Scoring by Yuletide".

Absofeckinlutely.

Well - that is a distinct improvement but I may have an outsider favourite - I have just received an e-mail from a poster calling themselves Mediabucuresti. His slogan does appeal to me but I just get this twinge that there may be summat amiss with it. Anyway I will look at it more carefully and post it on his/her behalf later. I suggest that it may require summat eyecatching to beat it as the slogan is evidently of an Eastern European origin - it is brief and punchy - it includes the name, it clearly requests some progress, it includes a Christmassie content and it exudes positivity - but summat aint right. :024: Anyway I will post it later but can I ask you all to bang in yer offerings as I intend to sign off this thread - having accomplished my main objective - and start a new positive campaign thread by 22.00 hours on Monday 19th November. As fer using "Wot a load of feckin shyte" as a campaign header. :018:

It in the feckin blood - it is an integral facet of life. :001: Young Dan is beginning to understand what a feckin roller coaster ride it can be. All feckin strength to him - wish there were more like him.

Is that a question or a campaign slogan ? :023: I am afraid that I will have to deem its content inappropriate - fer fecks sake folks - I am being highly supportive and positive in regard to Marius and I feel isolated and alone. Christmassie slogans ONLY please.

Firstly - Thanks to my good friend SP and to the fair lady from Whitebridge - I suspect the thread needed a piece of light relief and has considerably abetted my mission. D.Macca - We have tried playing our system around Marius and it clearly hasnt worked - but we were playing him like the individual from the video clips - he aint that any more. So play him to his PRESENT strengths and our strengths. Play him on the last defender instead of looking to balls to his feet 30-40 yards from goals - Gey Wyness foraging and moving - get Cowie and Rankin and Black looking to get onto the Marius flicks. BUT I really, really need a punchy campaign head liner: Before I close my argument I have to prepare for the next Marius Niculae thread. I want to start off a type of "Bring Marius Back" or "I'm Backing Marius" campaign in a sort of pre Xmas revolution. I need a campaign slogan that is punchy, hits the point but has a flavour of the Xmas season incorporated in it. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. And just to get you in a Christmassie Romanian mood here is summat to get ya in the mood as I recall the writings of my old friend - Marcu Beza: I TURN my mind back a few years, and I fancy myself walking in the streets of Bucharest at the approach of Christmas. All is covered in white; the glittering flakes of snow fall incessantly. Every now and then sledges pass with a merry tinkling. In front of the shop windows people gather, wondering at the many beautiful things displayed there. Conspicuous among the crowds by their dress are the newly arrived peasants, come to make their purchases. There is everywhere a hasty, unusual bustle, which gradually diminishes as the night draws near, though it is kept up and prolonged a good while after nightfall in the cafes. Now the snow flashes here and there under the lights?steady street-lights and wandering lights of the sleighs. Detached tunes of gipsy music linger in the air. At the quieter corners one catches, as in sleep, a subdued little dissyllabic cry; and on looking round, there is the chestnut-roaster with his lamp and his purple-red fire, which conveys such a pleasant, warm feeling.

"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." Ah, ca ira, ca ira, ca ira, over in France there's a revolution! Ah, ca ira ca ira, ca ira, watch what you say or you'll lose your head! Ah, ca ira, ca ira, ca ira, pass some time, see an execution! Ah, ca ira, ca ira, ca ira, une deux trois and you fall down dead! Ah ca ira, ca ira, ca ira, hear the tale of Marie Antoinette-a! Ah, ca ira, ca ira, ca ira, a bloodier sight you have never seen!

If ya think that is a discourteous report ya should see the celebratory one in the Bucharest Bugle. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Does Rosscoe look worried ?