IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

If my source is accurate Don will be heading to Yorkshire.

Aye - and was reincarnated into Johnboy.

The atmosphere can be elevated by listening to the David Essex rendition whilst perusing or humming it as you scroll down. A WINTERS TALE - an adaptation by IHE. Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Fife, on December 25th, a wee loon was born, out of wedlock and in a cattle shed (some things never change do they). The expectant Mum was drinking a cup of tea as the final contraction hit and dropped it in the manure - and so Brewshyte was born. And that night a bright star eminated out of the Orion Constellation and sent down an angel and three wise men. The angel was a local lass called Buffy who fluttered over the smelly babe and enthused " Brewshyte - you will be the most popular and powerful person wherever you go". And the babe was presented with a Magic Mirror by the Three Wise Men - a savage, a housebuilder and a man made of grass - "Look into the mirror and ask "Who is the most popular and the most powerful" and you will be given a true reply. Years went by and Brewshyte went to Forfar, Kirkcaldy, Dundee, Ionokos, Embra, Dunfermline, Inverness and Aberdeen and the mirror always replied "Its you Brewshyte - Its you". And then, in March 2007, Brewshyte walked out of the Peepy Peeps Tavern and the bright star from the Orion Constellation dazzled him. It enticed him North to Sneck where the savage and the man made of grass made him an offer of immortal greatness. "Wait in the wings Brewshyte whilst we break down Charlie Chaplin and silence him fer good" they caroused. And Brewshyte bided his time until a calling from Paisley exuded in August 2007. He strolled into his new office, polished the mirror, hung it on the wall and asked "And who is the most popular and most powerful ?". To his dismay the mirror replied - "Eh at the moment - Park, Rankin and Niculae". Brewshyte was humiliated and swore revenge. "I am not going to be outdone by a troll, a pretty boy and an alien" And so he hatched an evil plan. The troll was easy as the man made of grass persuaded him to go home to his family and Brewshyte brought back the thick Malky. Rankin was simply humiliated and was booted out to Embra. But every time Brewshyte went back to the mirror it called out "Niculae". Brew was in a quandary as the alien from the Orion constellation appeared to be favoured by both the savage and the man made of grass. So what did he do ? - what anyone would do when ya want to get yer house in order - ya go to the renowned local housebuilder. To Brews delite he discovered that the builder still held the lease and the man made of grass was actually a double agent - the Mata Hari of Dalneigh - and so the three plotted the demise of the alien. As the season grew to an end and it became evident that the alien was going back home Brewshyte went to the mirror an begged the question. The mirror replied "Niculae.." - "not fer much longer" giggled Brewshyte - "..and Wyness and Bayne". Brewshyte acted immediately and got the man made out of grass to rip up the two previously agreed contracts and benched the two threats. The disgraced pair walked away in the summer. In June 2008 the mirror finally replied - "Its you Brewshyte, its you". But Brewshyte decided that he had to consolidate fer the future - He gathered around him a squad unlikely to draw the attention away from him - he called in a failed goalkeeper, an old mate, a happy boy, the old school, some kids and SFL standard signings. He then decided that his strikeforce should comprise of youngsters lacking in pace and movement - "Feckin purrfect" he thought. But in August 2008 the wind changed and as he asked the mirror the reply was "Eh now, Wilson, Black and Cowie". Brewshyte was devastated and confided in the housebuilder, the man made of grass and IHE's Uncle George. They backed Brews' risky plan of making the three stars ordinary by playing them constantly out of position, substituting them on a regular basis or benching them as often as possible. The staggered humiliation began to play its toll - the old man finally waved the white flag of surrender and left the club he loved in despair - and the ploy took shape with Black and Cowie. And at half time at Paisley in December 2008 Brewshyte sent the troops out onto the pitch with the prophetic words " Black - you are a feckin wee tart, a jammy wee tart. Cowie youre a Hun, a lone feckin Ranger - yer days are numbered". Growing dissent from the natives and the heralded return of Robbo, rumoured to be an agent of the Orion constellation proved to be short term concerns as the blind support proffered by the housebuilder, the man made of grass and IHE's Uncle George saved the day. And Brew has the date of 10/01/2009 etched in his diary as he will go back to the mirror and the mirror will reply "Its you Brewshyte, its you". And then we will all live happily ever after. :018: ANY LIKENESS TO REALITY IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL - THIS IS A FAIRY TALE BOING 40-50 % warning level ;) :thumb04:

Bah Humbug - Hope ya all get feckin burgled. :thumb04: :018: ;)

Worrying news I got from a Leeds season ticket holder today - Cowie is still on their wish list and will be watched against the Huns - possibly by Grayson himself.

Finally! :thumb04: ;) Not only did he get his tactics backwards - he got his feckin rite and left wrong as well. :018:

Get feckin stuffed ya soft *******.

I now wouldnt miss this game for the feckin world. I reckon we may just cuff them. Why ? - cos Black and Cowie are now rite in the shop window and they will be going all out - fer the wrong reasons maybe but so what - and then they have a second opprotunity to shine on the telly against the Huns. So I reckon I should be there to watch my two favourite present players play their last away games fer the club and watch them bow out on a high. And I wouldnt be surprised if Bazza is on the bench and is given 30 minutes to say his goodbyes - another PR exercise. Wouldnt it be equally great to have Brew on the bench as well. ;) Now if I was a sceming, manipulative psycopath that is what I would do to save my bacon - 4 to 6 points in the next two games and I could breathe easier - still it would never happen in reality - Would it ? :015: WOW - I am still on 30% warning after all that - Merry Xmas to all the moderators. :thumb04: :018:

Cheers John and a Merry Xmas to you too - and I hope you do come back to the TCS - as yerself and not a puppet on a string. Well I started this thread in an attempt to clarify a few things - in a rather inflammatory manner I agree - but **** me am I happy with the outcome. As you may appreciate this had nowt to do with Marius - he was a bit of bait. I may be old and scruffy - but I aint stoopid. Have a great Xmas peeps - I am off to guard the mental health of Lancashire.

Black and Brewster fell out again at Midden at half time and Brew sent the team on to the park early as a disciplinary tactic and then hooked Black again and then Black was told to talk to the press and play down the incident - so he bites his bottom lip and tells the press what a happy half time was had by all. Lets face it - Cowie and Black are threats to Brewster - that is the reason they are going - just like those before.

I can answer one of the questions for stevico, **CLICK** not exactly a secret. I can't believe you are having to spell this out IHE your posts have been transparent for months, surely I am not the only one who noticed? But then again, your wind ups...... when to take you seriously...... I guess it might take people a while to believe you. Birddog I thank you for you obsevation thankfully and even idols such as IHE think you are a fool anyway have a great time and contiue to be a complete fool you are a legend in the stupid world I admire you , what a ******* clown Birdog is a fan - outspoken and I often disagree with him - but he has ICT at heart - enuff said - RESPECT to all the real fans. I aint an idol, more an agitant, but i do get peeple thinking - and that is what this forum is all about - wind up, debate, discussion, disagreement BUT not covert manipulation NOR ignorance or patronisation. I may never be a role model but I am a Howden Ender - I am a feckin Jeggie - I will live and die fer the ICT cause - The protection of this club, its fans and my friends is the ultimate - Ibrox or Gayfield - I will follow till I die - I will say what I think or think will wind up - that is enuff fer me - O2B.

DOH - This isnt about Marius It is about the future of ICT. Marius is gone and forgotten - Read between the lines fer fecks sake. Just to conclude - dont be manipulated - stick by your vibes (Hurrah fer Hairy Chibber) O2B - I always will be (just think about that)

I think I may just have killed it :thumb04: :018: ;) :015: :D :P :021: George Fraser is ma uncle. Stevico is not an employee of Orion and Robbo is !! So who the **** is "minding" Robbo - oops sorry should I have known that.

I never said that, I did say I really don't care about Johndo's politics all I want is ICT moving forwards and upwards. Whatever it takes. You two should put this squabble aside IMHO until Brewster is out the door, then we can worry about the power struggle. It is good to strike the serpent's head with your enemy's hand. I'll ask ma Uncle George. :D :thumb04: :018: ;) He will send a pigeon to poop on Brewsters bald patch - that will get rid of the ****. My politics :015: :D :P :021: :D :D My love / my infatuation / my desire. YES Getting Brew out is a sensible tactic - but it aint the end of the story - it all depends on who follows.

I can answer one of the questions for stevico, **CLICK** not exactly a secret. I can't believe you are having to spell this out IHE your posts have been transparent for months, surely I am not the only one who noticed? But then again, your wind ups...... when to take you seriously...... I guess it might take people a while to believe you. So why would Robbo want to work with Sutherland and his "mob" unless it was a coalition / takeover. And did you ever think that Brew changed allegiances ? Just look at how he played Marius in the latter games ? Especially at Falkirk.

Simple the club owe marius the money, and yes the club can quote me on that, but it is in the hands of fifa, robbo is employed by orion ,last question ask him? Well the answer to the last question is "yes" and one of the main reasons why the protection racket returned. Lets face it - Robbo has NO chance of coming back now - Its been blown. And my uncle - one of my best ever wind ups - is George Fraser - Geordie Fraser - a 73 year old ex crane driver who lives in a cottage in Brodie wiv ma Auntie Anne - a man with principles who wouldnt become a puppet at any price. :D :thumb04: :018: ;) :015:

Stevico - answer the questions honestly - who owes Marius the money ? Who is Robbo employed by ? Did Savage want to get rid of Brew and Bennett ?

I have read and understood your posts for months mate, I hear what you are saying. But and this is a big but when you are after the same goal as others is there any point in starting arguments within your own team? I read Robbo's thread and was pretty sure of what it was intended to do and to be honest I would have Robbo back in a shot. Like you said in another thread, I couldn't care less who the board are or what their other intentions are as long as their main intention is to take ICT forward or if their main intention requires that ICT move forward as a result. It is good to strike the serpent's head with your enemy's hand "my own team" - that is ICT and its future - and I fear the the opposing factions are as much determined to outdo each other as anything else. Look at the "manipulation" of this forum - quite impressive but also frightening. I dont want Robbo now as it would just fuel the fire - sure it may make things better - but it would also up the anti. This club is going to the dogs becos of in-fighting and power struggles - have you ever considered that going down to the SFL may actually be a better option fer one of the fighting factions? It is going to take years to clean this mess up - unless there is a complete take over or a complete change - coalition is not an option - or is it ? One thing is fer sure - and I am fiting it on footballing terms - BREWSTER MUST GO - no matter what corner he is in.

thanks, but perhaps those that know me will know thats not my intentions, but maybe as you are highly connected you know better You cant play for both sides but you can have a foot in both camps - you are possibly fortunate to have a double edge to yer anger - I was shouting about Brew when Savage was in charge and you were protecting him - enuff said. The truth about Marius should be public knowledge as it has a bearing. IHE what truth do you want about marius ? and when did I ever protect brew? You also may wish to consult your uncle ? Is Marius still owed any money ? Why are FIFA still involved ? Who is ultimately responsible for witholding the money ? Why is his solicitor now decrying ICT business wise ? Has Marius still got links with Orion ? What is Robbo's job - who is he employed by ? Who are you employed by ? Did Savage really want to get rid of Brew and Bennett ? Did Sutherland coming back surprise Savage ? You refused to criticise Brew - albeit subtly - evidently due to your position - but now you are to the fore - and pro Robbo and anti Board. You have been OTT in your criticism but I admire how you have surreptitiously wound up the natives. Leave my Uncle George out of this ? Never kid a kidder and do not underestimate me. Yip I agree - I promise that this is my last - but some of the questions / statements on here are coche - if only the answers were. Buckett - I may be am ersehole and a wind up merchant but enuff is enuff - the fans are unaware of the BIG picture. This is OUR club at stake.

thanks, but perhaps those that know me will know thats not my intentions, but maybe as you are highly connected you know better You cant play for both sides but you can have a foot in both camps - you are possibly fortunate to have a double edge to yer anger - I was shouting about Brew when Savage was in charge and you were protecting him - enuff said. The truth about Marius should be public knowledge as it has a bearing.

Never thought I would say this but my desire fer ICT is waning - not fer the club, not fer the shirt - but I feel completely betrayed by peeple like Sutherland and Grasser - who I thought really had the club at heart - but THEY are totally fecking us up with their stand behind Brew. Brewster simply has to go - or the club will go down and possibly down again and possibly die - no sarcasm - I truly fear that. Why are we protecting an individual who is clearly "lost" - it has to be a power thing. I actually have little respect for Savage and Orion either and the championing of Robbo, and the efforts of Stevico to fuel the fire, are business centred and selfish. I really dont give a **** about the politics - I really do give a **** about ICT. So I am going to Fir Park and to the Huns game - cos I am going to sing against Brew and for ICT from the kick off to the final whistle - lets use fan power and get the **** out. We are all pawns in a power struggle.

Never mind the Orion/Tulloch power struggle, I think that recent events have seen the ICT fans enter as competitors in the game to show who really is in charge of this club. Let the pretenders court us for the backing of the guys who really matter. I wish - this is all about Orion v Tulloch - think about it - Brew/Niculae/treatment of CC/return of DS/departure of AS/Robbo - an Orion employee/ the fires being stoked by stevico etc., etc.

There is something I though I would never read! ;) O2B :thumb04: :018: Hairy - I echo what has been said before - I quite liked Brew the first time around as he brought fitness to the club and we were running around at 100 mph and always looked a threat away from home. As a player I would rate him as the BEST I have seen at the club. I have always backed up my argument with tactical criticism - I have rarely seen such naievity and ineptitude. It was clear to me from the off that he was only ever going to take us down.

Yip - Brew is a gonner as long as Sutherland pays off Marius (finally ) and Orion cough up fer Brewster - and then JR will be wrapped up fer Crimbo and Fir Park - and IamInsider returns !!