IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

We need a feckin proctorologist. Here is wee Davie following the advice of his last manager, Craig Levein.

I have delved into the future and brought forward in time this encaptulation of a scene to be played out in a Leith bar on Saturday night. Caff has left the building and the rest of the team play for his wages. You can clearly see from left to right - Watt (relaxed on loan), Marius (cool dude with all the bucks), Parky (watching his back and showing his cards at last), Grasser (needs to know everything thats going on), Fraser (the cat keeping a tight hold in case he drops them), iloveeidurgudjohnnsen (sneaky erse sniffing *******, keeping Savage informed and protected) and Savage(the wily fox watches his investment with all the aces below the table.). Feck me _ I hope the press dont get a hold of this. :crazy07:

Thats another management ploy though - getting ya so pissed off that ya give in and forget. Who the feck could forget iloveeidurtawt.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: The winner of this one is going to be feckin close.

The tea cup says Buckie - unless they lose Duncan Shearer to a local team. :001: By the way - FECKIN STEWARDS :rotflmao: Early in 1919 an incident on the links was to have an impact that was to galvanise the town behind the idea of a local team in the Highland League. Please read on. March 4,1919 FOOTBALL ON THE LINKS. (To the Editor of the Nairnshire Telegraph). Sir,- a few demobilised Nairn loons were playing football on the links last Saturday. While the game was in full swing, a policeman was sent down from the town to stop us. How is it, while the war was on and all the local boys away fighting, that Canadians were allowed to play football and base ball on the links? Is it fair, after them destroying the cricket pitch, that we boys who have done our bit should be debarred from having a game? Had the pitch been in order, we would never have thought of playing on it, but as it is, we think we are quite justified in bringing this to the notice of the public - Yours, etc., A DEMOBILISED SOLDIER

Aye - but what was his body langage saying ?

Our defence could be sponsored by:

SO THIS IS HOW YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINING SINCE I LEFT

Good news - but where is the formal confirmation ?

I suspect that was a misleading misquote.

Wheres the feckin abuse button. :33:

As my old friend CS Lewis once said to me : We may give our human loves the unconditional allegiance which we owe only to God. Then they become gods: then they become demons. Then they will destroy us, and also destroy themselves. For natural loves that are allowed to become gods do not remain loves. They are still called so, but can become in fact complicated forms of hatred.

Perhaps it would look better just using the intial letters in Capitals ?

That is uncanny. See my post on ilove eidur. I thought I could see the North Sea in ma feckin teacup!!

Good post, fer once, Johnboy but an even wittier one from Sophia !! Comparability to Watergate, Good old Nixon and even Mort and shooter. And as my good friend Francis Bacon once said to me ?The speaking in perpetual hyperbole is comely in nothing but love? And the eloquence of the initial post leads to the poster being unable to respond personally but attempts to seek out individuals who he/she evidently looks at as being a responsible and sobering individual whose words will placate the masses !! That just adds fuel to the fire. Anyway Sophias post initially brought back images of Linda Lovelace but then: - it may not be Secret Window - it may be the return of : SQUIRREL :crazy07: :crazy07:

Approx. 39 hours and the clock is ticking. :crazy07: But fer once our SPL Survival could be dependent on the tradings during this time frame. I sugest that Brew logs on to www.tescomanager.com/footballers as there are some surprising last minute offers and 2 fer 1 bargains. Amorouso is on the out of date shelf beside the 2005 bag of feckin pasta.

To simply ignore the smut and remind you that this is a family site :32: What is happening with Tonalt. Are my spiritual vibes wrong ? Is my psychological formulation flawed ? Is it going to be: A. The happy ever after ending. Brew welcomes Tonalt into his bosom and the Board announce formally that this has happened and the expectation is for Tonalt to assume the Assistant Managers role for the foreseeable future. High Praise for the Board will ensue. OR B. Tonalt is simply being the loyal servant and would not let the club down at such a time of turmoil and has agreed to remain in his position until after the Hibees game and then offer, again with professional dignity, his resignation, sparing the blushes of the board in the process. That would again allow the board two weeks to announce his successor - whoever that may be ?!! Am I alone in wishing that a formal comment about the future of Donald Park is necessitated.

I am sure that Sophia has never had any personal dealings with my hatch or crotch. At least I think I am.

As I said my "complaint" was actually responded too very quickly and courteously but died a death after that. I still suggest that any incident involving stewards is passed on to the Supporters Club and/or the Trust. They then issue an official formal written statement to the club. citing the names and contact numbers of any individuals involved. They inform the club that they are going to stick the statement on the web site, with any names and contact details being anonimised, and ask the club to reply to the individuals and to allow the "complainants" to update this site in regard to the actions being taken and the feedback from the club. Like Marc I too was distraught and only felt better when I collapsed on the Innes bar. :001: I am also considering starting off a movement called Campaign Usurping Narcisstic Troublesome Stewards.

I just copied a text I received from a CB.

Dear Sexy PB ? So is there any formal feedback on Parky's position or is he being the loyal one until the two week break after the Hibees game ? And hey - I have got another tatoo - the bad news is that it is six inches higher than the last one. CU in a corner in the Iona on Saturday ? John Mac :crazy07:

BROWN / LANGFIELD TOKELY WATT WILSON (CAPT) MUNRO BLACK WILSON COWIE RANKIN BREWSTER NICULAE

IF I STICK MA FECKIN GUT OUT AS FAR AS I CAN I COULD LOOK LIKE IHE :rotflmao: