IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

WHEN I LOOK UP DUNCAN SHEARER WILL BE THERE

7 points and Brew will be the leading scorer in the SPL with Im Casual Urine in close vicinity.

At feckin last - somebody on the same wavelength.

Zander simply does NOT have the stature or the experience to play in the SPL - mind you neither does Rory. BOTH are very promising youngsters and should be loaned out fer the season.

Bring back Feb 8th and the hilarious copper who entertained the watching punters with "where's he gone" and "The suspect is on the move". :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

On the News Asia site it says we are after a Kerry from Delhi.

:017: I included the winning and goal bonuses.

Feck me - what an identikit description. :rotflmao: But some people never grow up. :001: And a good post Proctor - and I too hope that the old gits on this forum do not view us as being yobs. Can we not get some formal statement on the "rules" of the Singing Section ?

But I am an idiot and I love prawn sandwiches but I dont give a feck. Thats the feckin attitude. And by the way research has shown that 72% of people dont believe statistics. :001:

Morgan and Rory were always two of Brews favourites. Glad to hear Marius I getting fitter but he needs to produce againtst bigger teams than Arbroath. Picture the scene - Bucharest 2067. All the Niculae grandchildren huddled around Grandad Marius. "Grandad, what was your greatest ever game" "Well children - that is easy. It was on a balmy Tuesday night in Inverness when your Grandad took on the might of Arbroath and the legendary defenders Ferguson and Raeside. I scored two wrong range efforts and my name resounded all around the Moray Firth. God, did I earn my ?2000K that night. :001:

If fitness and diet will improve his heading and passing then go fer it.

As a mature "victim" I did get a response but in the end it was mere PR and tokenism. It will always be the case that there will be standing in a singing section. As I said before it is rather difficult to chant and sit. I did note that at both the Well and Midden games that a small section of fans in the home area stood fer most of the game without any apparent hassle. That has got to be a directive from the club to allow some freedom. At most games, except the OF, stewards appear to target the away end. At TCS it almost appears to be the opposite. I would suggest that e-mails and telephone calls in numbers to the club should be prioritised and anf official statement and comment fro the Supporters Club or Trust. There also needs to be some official comment from Mike Smith in regard to the clubs actual take on the Singing Section. If it happens on a Tuesday nite against Arbroath - well feck me.

Rather slowly I suspect. But fitness and diet is what the Romany needs. Not many are allowed the extent of pre season training and three games to improve.

Look forward to meeting you Mr Kass.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: But he does have a feckinpoint though. But add sarcasm and wind-up and couldnt care feckin less. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Duncan Shearer will be there.

There really are too many old gits on this site. Get with the feckin times dudes.

When we had sex I was clean.

Brew simply has to sit on the sidelines tomorrow. Brew can "teach" Niculae but they cant play together unless we have width (Zander) and breaking midfielders like Cowie. The performance of Watt will be of the most interest.

I have just been in contact with the Spirit World (who by the way have never feckin heard of Feb 8th) - and my earthly supervisor Uri Geller - and WE propose the following actions should take place at 19.30 tomorrow evening - whether you are at the game, waiting to get in or anywhere else. PUT YOUR INDEX FINGERS IN YOUR EARS - SMILE AT THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU - PURSE YOUR LIPS AND REPEAT THREE TIMES - BREW IS THE MESSIAH - TURN AROUND TWICE, HOP TWICE ON YER RIGHT LEG AND STAY MOTIONLESS FER 10 SECONDS. Feckin sorted - If we all do this we could be top six this season. Well it is feckin better than the Boards' suggestions.

Lets face it - When the merger happened none of us could ever foreseen (well apart from me) that we would climb the ladder so quickly. The SPL was just a dream then. I actually wish that some of my Howden Ender compatriots could have joined me on this journey which has been one feckin **** up after another. And that would have suited the feckin Clachers as well.

In a sense I have to agree. Immortality sometimes feels like a curse and the gift of second sight is just as feckin bad. By the way yon pal of yer mates' sister-in-laws Auntie Mary is 98 years old and I have known him since he was born.

re a) Brew and Tokers are good buds. But there is real strife with some others over the Heathmount incident.

Feckin respect to that - I will always be a Howden Ender. It took me three years to get over the merger but we are sons of Sneck fer fecks sake. I dont give a feck who I drink, sing and stand with - even feckin Jeggies.

The only problem with Mikey, as it was with Brown, is his reluctance to come off his line and he does not shout enuff at those in front of him. Only time and experience will solve this. But we are totally lacking in any goalkeeping cover. Mikey's confidence could be severely affected if we carry on as we are. We are not he only club in Scotland affected by this at the moment.