IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

after bestiality

What a waste of sarcasm. :017: :014:

I was confussed. He was carded but he hadnt committed the foul. Rosscoe, Duncan, Dods and Hastings were all getting stuck in. I think it was far more than just subbing Black. Killie fans were trying to wind him up as they could see that he was our main man. Against Cellic it wasnt exactly the personnel but the fact that he changed the system.

I have praised aspects of our game against Killie on other threads. There were positives but I have highlighted the negativity of some of the tactics. I have also to state that I have been, on the whole, positive about many aspects of this season. I have criticised CC's ATTITUDE and non-diplomacy at times but I have been heavily critical of his unbelievable tactical changes against Cellic which IMHO lost us the game and IMHO a variety of tactical disasters at Killie. The players gave their feckin all on both occasions and were "unlucky" on both occasions but poor tactics have lost us a Semi Final spot and a chance of a Top Six finish.

Canada trip can only be of benefit.

Taking into account the comments from some of the more tactically minded posters following the Killie game I suspect CC will utilise: Fraser Hastings Dods Caff Tokely Sutherland Rankin Black Wilson Paataleinen Bayne It is a winning formula which will become known as the "feckthewidthcutinside" formation. The opposition will be baffled when we constantly cut inside and not because of any favoured foot either. If all our players do it at the same time the energy will form a vaccuumesque goal funnel and the ball will be passed upfield in a pinball fashion and clinked into the goal. The most important players in this formation are the defensive"flippers" - Hastings and Tokely and the midfield "flippers" Sutherland and Wilson plus the stopper - Fraser. In defence we just stay in the above formation and the other option is to hoof the ball - but due to the positions - the ball will not travel straight forward but will naturally turn into a cross field pass. Why didnt we feckin think of it before.

Yes clacher - the boys have red, white and blue tinted perspectives and are classical psychological cases of denial and rationalisation. They remind of a couple on the telly. :015: :015: :015:

Thank you - just feckin listen in future instead of doubting.

I wonder if Colin would allow me to run a creche at the Innes.

The minimum age for children is 2 years old.

The whole game or just the second half?

I am reliably informed that Zanders favourite foot is his left.

Zander was cutting inside and not taking the full back on is what I said and you agree. Thank you. I watched the whole 90 minutes. :001:

Not fair - the flavour of many of the posts is that we can not win without Dods. Augurs well fer next season eh!! :008: :008:

Don Cowie.

A diversion as the large majority of people agree with me. :018: :018:

Zander played on the wing but never once played down it. He kept on coming inside on his left foot and into a packed midfield. When he plays on the natural left he consistently hugs the touchline and tries to get as close to the bye line as possible before crossing with his well favoured and effective left foot. Hart, at times, can cross well with his right foot and can often try and hit the line. Again he found himself trying to manouevre on to his right foot and slowed the game up. Most of his "crosses" were limited to free kicks and corners. At half time it could have been 4 or 5 at I feared a trouncing. As I have already alluded to we made several changes in the formation at half time and gave it a go. As the Killie fan said taking off Black gave them confidence as he was clearly the one player who looked capable of playing a telling ball. We deserved a point at least in the end because of our dominance in the second half but we could have won it if we were sounder tactically. They always looked the liklier team to score and I felt that they took the foot off the pedal in the second half. Fer fecks sake - I am playing the devils advocate. :001: :001: Creates more posts as well. :015: :015: :015:

DOH - I give up :017: :017:

It wouldnt have happened in Lancashire - He would have been treated immediately by the National Elf Service.

Oldest Swinger In Town :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: When you score with a chick in a disco bar Take her home in your hairy little car Then you find you went to school with her Ma and Pa You're the oldest swinger in town When you won't look in a mirror in the light of day Swear you dyed it when your hair turns grey When you zip up your Wranglers and your belly's in the way You're the oldest swinger in town Here you come and there you go Wire wheel-spokes and a stereo But the engine's clapped, and the driver also Is the oldest swinger in town When your barber takes a little less time each week The kids don't understand a word you speak When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat You're the oldest swinger in town You prefer a pint of mild to Bacardi and coke The songs are too loud and there's too much smoke You'd like another dance but you're scared you'll have a stroke You're the oldest swinger in town Here you come with your chest all bare A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear You're the oldest swinger in town When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot Rub on Vick where you used to splash Brut And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit You're the oldest swinger in town When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal Travolta shades and nine-inch heels You say a man is just as old as the woman he feels You're the oldest swinger in town Here you come with your lips closed tight You never smile, you know it wouldn't look right 'Cause your dentures glow in ultra-violet light You're the oldest swinger in town And you look so mean 'cause your pants are too tight You're the oldest swinger in town And it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night You're the oldest swinger in town (as sung by Fred Wedlock)

Strayed off the point a bit about this one. Or was that meant?

Oi - thats my feckin song. Like the Doodododo Pataleeinen :001:

Scotty is a feckin homo. :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: