IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Oh .. and hot pies from Burnetts in the early hours of the morning whilst traversing home from a soiree. :005: :005:

I have had a few bottles of cider and a couple of shegs on the owd Playing Fields. :014: :021:

A talking feckin dog .. what feckin next.

I was really hoping to be up fer this weekend but the Mental Health of Lancashire requiresma feckin services. :019: :019:

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facial

I have a more recent phottie of Tommy after he inspected a waterlogged pitch.

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and croaked

Feck me. I hope Feb 8th aint reading this. :015: :015: :015:

Have been saying it fer months. Bayne is not on the same thinking level as Dargo. Dargo looks so feckin frustrated at times. Bayne is a sub and a 110%er - nothing else. Brewster got the best out of Dargo as they were two players with a real football brain. If I was Dargo I would throttle Bayne. Effort and committment is admirable but he is not an SPL thinking footballer. Wyness is - Rory will be.

Elvis is coming.

Feckin **** . That was a good day out. My alibi - PISHED. :015: :015:

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On second thoughts it is a long time since I have been hard for 11 minutes. :023: :023: :023:

DOH - I knew it was 4-2 ya feckin dumbass ****. :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: Go on - feckin reply before I wet maself or fall asleep. :015: :015: :015: :015:

I cant be fecked with sending feckin Xmas Cards so here is the official IHE one. I lub ya all. :021: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx LETS NOT SEND XMAS CARDS LETS DONATE TO A LOCAL CHARITY - TELL ME WHICH ONE AND £20.00 IS ON ITS FECKIN WAY. ANYTHING CEPT VIRGIN FECKIN COSMETICS DOT FECKIN COM :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: I have been shagged by f*ballers wife or feckin what. No feckin orgasm just a hole in the feckin pocket. :015: :015: :015:

Unfortunately ya may never know cos ya are a numpty :015: :015: :015: But ya need feckin brain cells ta work it feckin out. :015: :015: Good nite dumbo. :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: Go on...Reply..ya ****. :015: :015: :015:

:015: :015: :015: well it backfired didnt it? DOH

Do you need some heroin?

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and pets

OK - Im pished Caley D - how do ya set up a video cam? I could do a link to this site.

Cheers Hairy - At their feckin peril :015: :015: :015: Im pished - are u?

I knew it was 4 feckin 2. I was just trying to prove what a feckin dumbass the Arab feckin was.