Action Man

But never in front of Heilandee................ :moon2:

Only if you turn up in shorts, gutties, and a 197* Brazil top! That was not a request by the way! :blah01:

The nights are fair drawin' in and I'm wondering if anybody is looking for players for a kick about of an evening. If all else fails does anyone fancy organising our own? Fit ba*tards need not apply!

Time to drop the time to drop Fraser theme. Mike will be fine once the defense give him some protection. No keeper can cope own their own without a decent back line. Drop it. :blah01:

What the club really needs now is a new mascot. How about a dolphin? The stinky stag and the nerdy nessie are not cutting it. They might have done okay in the lower leagues but they obviously cannot stand the pressure on the premier league. They lack fitness, vision, and top flight experience and need to either resign or be sacked. I hope the club takes these points on board, ( at least they would be getting points ) and react positively. Onward and upward!

Successive governments of all political hues have failed to find the right balance in educating children. We went from the "beat them brigade" to the "sandal wearers" and failed to recognise that children need encouragement and non-violent discipline in equal measures. I love the idea of a "parents panel". Some of todays kids are stuck in never ending cycle of neglect and abuse, they in turn become abusers. I have too many commitments already, but I'll approach the panel and offer my assistance.

The club have officially signed Ziggy from Hibs, I'd have thought a new defender would have been a greater priority!

Heilandee would be perfect to play Tommy Cummings.............I can't say anymore...but grass is involved. :blah01:

Edinburgh University and Spartans both get byes............ :023:

Agree MrsPB, he should sit on his erse on tuesday, and give our front six a chance to shine?

Lets face it, if you had our defence in front of you, you would'nt be confident either! The whole team are to blame for letting their heads go down after the first goal, not just Mike. We really need to get behind the team in the coming weeks, not take pot shots at individual performances. C'mon Caley

Russell did indeed launch a verbal tirade at the main stand, in reply to some numpty giving him some real personal abuse. Do these clowns not realise what the word"supporter" means? Russell was out of order replying in such a way, but so was the so called supporter sitting in the main stand, not far from the away dugout, shouting abuse at a player who was clearly frustrated at how the game was going.

He'd have us tying the opposition in knots.

The way our season has started we need a boost, not a brewst. We have had "nice" guys as managers before, lets try someone with experience and a reputedly nasty streak for a change. If we are going to be used as a shop window, lets make sure we are in the High Street, not Church Street! Bring on Warnock.

How about appointing Pele as director of football, and get Grasser to clean the windows.

What do you think of Pele as manager with Brew as fitness coach? Best of both worlds. :021: It's not as daft as other suggestions, and remember how limited we are for choice. Big names will not be knocking down the door, even just for a leg up to another level.

Question is.................a case of what? :023:

Caley prefer "special brew" to "champagne"

Sorry Johnboy, but I wish I'd thought of that one!

Donald who............Trump?

Hey JB, were imaginative, innovative, inspirational, feck......we should be on the board! I deliberately left out insane, it doesn't look good on a c.v. :crazy07:

Teddy Sheringham? :hiding03:

I have posted my thoughts on Charlie on another thread. On this thread tm4tj has got it just about perfect, so I will just add my thanks, and possibly regrets that it wasn't to be. Good luck CC.

Linford Christie has a good track record!