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Locarnos Cafe was run by Mr Serafini, great guy and a good friend of my mother. He was Sergio Serafini's dad. A father and son who were so different. Great coffee at Locarnos and very good but very odd tasting ice cream. There was a Barbers mid way through the Market, can't remeber the name even though that is where i always went.

Dog

He did that gramophone gag the last time I was there! 2006 Pre-season friendly at Grant Street, 6 - 0 to ICT and best entertainment was the announcer. Think Charles Bannermann said it was Billy Nelson. Was it him this time around What was the gramophone gag?

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Whole thing was a major disappointment and snorefest. Sepp Blatter should be chopped off at the knees and fed to Paul the Octupus.

Oh No! My final cast of the season hoping to get a bite from an insecure and sensitive L'pool fan and my line gets caught up with a little tiddler of a Man City fan. Not much of a bite.

As a Man U supporter I am not confident at all about Livepool's ability to put up a decent fight against Chelsea. I wish Chelsea were playing a more accomplished and capable team this weekend. A team with backbone - like Everton say. Liverpool have no backbone and will fold and hand the title to the Londoners.

Ally Macleod - nightmare!

Brilliant! Brilliant! QUESTION -- At the start of the video when Ayr United come out onto the park the Ayr number 11 reaches into the front of his shorts, pulls something out and throws it on the ground. What was that?

Amazing result! What if this had been a true league decider of a match - do you reckon we would have still have hammered then by seven? With all the pressure off it shows you what players are capable of doing in a game.

Brilliant! The excitement has been building and building to fever pitch over the last few months. Now it is all done and dusted with still two games to go. Well done to all at ICT. Wish I was there!

Help! We're all choking! Help!

Crocodile - tastes like chicken! Snake - Tastes like chicken! Goanna - Tastes like chicken! Witchetty Grubs - Tastes like chicken! Goat - like chewing on an old shoe! Turtle - like chewing on an old shoe! Emu - Tastes like Ostrich! Ostrich - Tastes like Emu! Have eaten various other meats in China in large banquets so you are never sure what you are consuming. If you don't eat it you go hungry - nothing else is on offer and breakfast aint worth waiting for. Once asked whether or not we had been served dog or cat and was informed that this was extremely unlikely as they were a delicacy and expensive and unlikely to be wasted on a gwilo. But Rat well that is another matter. Best not to dwell on it. Best eating meat I have ever tasted has to be Buffalo.

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Looks like they have all wiped their noses on the front of their shirt. Now that the shirt is rubbish this will match the efforts of the team.

faun

Explain and prove !

That's the Genoa strip isn't it?? Have the colours in quarters instead of in halves as above and you have the old Crown School strip. That would be just champion for the supporters from up the hill!

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Scotland being drawn into this group strenghens the case for a North Atlantic Group instead, consisting of - Scotland, Greenland, Iceland and The Faeroes. Then we might have a slim chance of qualifying.

Was he Southern English by any chance?