HawkeyeTheGnu

It's an indication of highly (or otherwise, to be precise) Scottish football is thought of down south. SPL results come after those of the Conference on the BBC, and anyone still listening by that point will probably stop as soon as the infirm results are announced. As you say, those earning a living from the game should have a good working knowledge of the game in both the UK and abroad. Which probably explains Mr Coleman's less than stellar managerial career to date. To be honest, when I first saw the name 'Coleman', I thought 'When did he start presenting QoS again?', which would expalin a lot!

Hope we don't. TB seems to have introduced a level of ruthless efficency hitherto missing. Saturday is a marvellous opportunity to create a decent gap between us and Hamilton, in terms of both points and goal ddifference. No complacency please, and lets not let Hamilton kick start their seaon, eh!

Yup, cos the seeded teams all finished above us last season.

Indeed.

Why? Has someone had the wheels?

If I was being picky, I would have liked to see this tied in with the unveiling of next season's home shirt. Nevertheless its good to see another item being ticked off the to-do list!

Nah, don't close them down. Merge them with Celtic. Much funnier!

Two leagues of 18. 3 down from the top division, two up straight away, then the next four play off for the third promotion spot. The bottom 3 in the second Division relegated to the appropriate local league. Sorted!

14 teams is a bit of a half-bottomed answer really. The solutions should be either a 16 or 18 team league, with teams playing twice, and no stupid split. 40 games is too many for the bottom 8, and a 7-7 would be impractical as on team would have to sit out each week, which would scupper the idea that all teams play at the same time on the last day to avoid collusion.

He doesn't have a patio. He lives in a tepee in Caird Park.

Just dinnae rustle the wrappers!

They've only said that you can't come on during the game, and also that you need to get off the pitch before they will present the trophy.

Thought Foran seemed subdued just before was taken off. I guess that explains it.

When was this announced? It wasn't. Mr Malmsteen is speculating on the outcome of next week's ballot.

Are you sure that wasn't IHE wearing a Les suit?

The beaks would argue that the players should not have run to the fans. Ayr moved most of their stewards behind the goal, so they would argue that they did all they could. It was all pretty good natured. The stewards were just concerned that people got off the pitch, didn't seem to be haeavy anded and people got off the pitch quickly. The local Polis didn't seem particularly bothered either. I'm inclined to agree that it won't look good if it happens again on Saturday.

Viagra? That would make sure we stayed up!

You couldn't make it up, really. Even if the music turns out not to be to everyone's taste, there is the small matter of a football match and a trophy!

Considering neither the Stewards or the Local Constabulary got worked up about this, the correct response from the beaks should be - "Gonnae no do that again" Given this is Scottish Football, I can't rule out a 71 point deduction for each invasion.

Old news. There was a lot about it when we beat them 3-1 at Tynecastle in the cup and Rossco scored.

McBain has obviously shown the right stuff during his abscence amd subsequent return. Agree about Bulvitis. I feel that Darren Dods was never really replaced.

If they do this, we should club together and buy a ticket. How good would it be to have 'Teckle!' on the front of the shirt?

Both St Mirren and Queen of the South have done this recently. Queens ended up being sponsored by the Polis!

Request for Ritchie Hart - White Lines (Don't do it)!

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