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Dear Mickey, Unfortunatley, Miles is rubbish and been playing very poorly and I would like you to pass this onto your manger. However, since we are decent folk up here and we took him on loan, I think we are obliged to work on him and keep him here for the rest of the season Hope this willl be ok and tell your manager not to worry.

I bet anyone 4p and a mars bar that Miles Storey will be a tangerine player before long that's the bit I will find hard.......

Onwards and upwards!

He'll be etching for his first north derby on Sat...............

Thought he was superb today, some great handling

Best ref I've seen for a long time

I agree and Miles Storey looks a class act and ran more in one game than our previous centre forward has all season I'd love to see us play with a winger

I could always see this happening as yogi has worked with Stokes before as we all know and we should go for it, good deal imo

Whew....I'm knackered just listenting to that

that's definitely an anagram

I'm not any happier than most of us on here at the moment, but I am an extremely rare critic. The best suggestion I have is that we all just put our tin hats on, get behind our team and just ride the storm out until things improve. Thankfully I missed the game yesterday, but those I have spoken to said on another day this would have been a game that we would have won. Onwards and upwards!

I think it's an anagram

I agree H, I have also noticed we are now in meltup today

I'm ok with that, if our Manager can sort him out he could be a useful addition to the squad

"I'm not going down there to watch football" is often the comment I have been given when I have tried to encourage either friends or colleagues to come along and watch their local team or buy a season ticket.

I agree Davie, but in my opion this will never happen whilst we play our football in the Longman, we built the stadium in the wrong place.

We could have had two strikers playing today and they may not have got the ball!

I want an improvement on last year so winning the league should be our target (failing that I'll settle for my usual 11th place and a cup run)

I demand two up front at home

Plays for ICT according to wikipedia

Can anyone have a guess at our starting line up?

I agree Huisdean and to be quite frank I am quite puzzled as to why Nick wants to leave and I think the likely reason only he knows.

Andrew Macrae is the next Ryan Christie

Just home at 1.40am have driven and not drank all day, I now raise a large glass to all our heroes! (whoosh it's gone already, better have another) Might now get Borussia Dortmand or Shalke in the draw for europe?

The caption competition starts here........